Mystery of the day: Is this even a house?

[kenny]

Ya gotta flip through all 30 pics.

Apparently commissioned by a special client obsessed with basketball & pole-dancing strippers for their kitchen.
But he, or she, must have changed their mind, detoxed from crack, or found Jesus before even moving in.

I'd pay good money to see this person interviewed by Jerry Springer or Geraldo Rivera.

It's brand-new and for sale? HUH????
Who TF would buy this?

2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO 81504 | MLS #185808 | Zillow

This 2040 square feet Single Family home has 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. It is located at 2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO.

www.zillow.com

 

[missy]

In desperate need of landscaping

(and not crazy about the layout...plus that kitchen would never do for us lol)

 

[newtojewels]

What a delightfully wacky house! I'm actually sad for the owner that they never got to finish their dream property for whatever reason.

Edit: here's a video with an interview @kenny! https://www.kkco11news.com/2025/01/02/local-home-sale-with-stripper-pole-goes-viral/

 

[kenny]

Wow!
Thank you, @newtojewels

Now I owe you some "good money".
This money looks good.
Will $10 million do?

 

[Lookinagain]

Yikes. It's certainly interesting. I chuckled when I read the listing that called the kitchen "cozy"!

 

[Rockdiamond]

I've always dreamed of cooking my oatmeal, whilst performing a pole dance, right befoire I jump into the hot tub......

 

[RMOO]

I feel sorry for the folks in the shack next door who have to look at the garage with the attached dental office next to them. I guess its true what they say: money can't buy good taste.

 

[MissGotRocks]

Maybe a sports star was building it? Certainly not 'homey' but everyone has different tastes I suppose. The white/black theme is too cold for me, and the kitchen pole and basketball court would just be wasted on me. Definitely different!

 

[lala646]

Oh yeah, this came up on Zillow Gone Wild. It's...interesting.