strmrdr
Super_Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Nov 1, 2003
- Messages
- 23,295
"I can''t find it" MEANS: It didn''t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.
"That''s women''s work" MEANS: it''s difficult, dirty, and thankless.
"Will you Marry me?" MEANS: both of my roommates have moved out, I can''t find the washer, and there''s no peanut butter left.
"It''s a guy thing" MEANS: there''s no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
"Can I help with dinner?" MEANS: why isn''t it already on the table?
"It would take too long to explain" MEANS: I have no idea how it works.
"I''m getting more exercise lately" MEANS: the batteries in the remote are dead.
"We''re going to be late." MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.
"Take a break, honey, you''re working too hard." MEANS: I can''t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
"That''s interesting dear." MEANS: are you still talking?
"Honey, we don''t need material things to prove our love." MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.
"You expect too much from me." MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?
"It''s really a good movie." MEANS: It''s got guns, knives, fast cars, and women.
"You know how bad my memory is." MEANS: I remember the words to F-Troop, and the V.I.N. of every car I''ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." MEANS: the girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a thong.
"Oh, don''t fuss, I just cut myself, it''s no big deal." MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I''m hurt.
"I heard you." MEANS: I haven''t a clue what you just said, and hope I can fake it well enough, so you don''t spend the next three days yelling at me.
"You know I could never love anyone else." MEANS: I am used to the way YOU yell at me, and realize it could be worse.
"You really look terrific in that outfit." MEANS: Please don''t try on anything else, I''m starving.
"I missed you." MEANS: I can''t find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we''re out of toilet paper.
"I''m not lost, I know exactly where we are." MEANS: No one will ever see us alive again
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Some of these are way too true im not sure if I should give the code away hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Tell ya what pretend ya didnt hear it from me :}
"That''s women''s work" MEANS: it''s difficult, dirty, and thankless.
"Will you Marry me?" MEANS: both of my roommates have moved out, I can''t find the washer, and there''s no peanut butter left.
"It''s a guy thing" MEANS: there''s no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
"Can I help with dinner?" MEANS: why isn''t it already on the table?
"It would take too long to explain" MEANS: I have no idea how it works.
"I''m getting more exercise lately" MEANS: the batteries in the remote are dead.
"We''re going to be late." MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.
"Take a break, honey, you''re working too hard." MEANS: I can''t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
"That''s interesting dear." MEANS: are you still talking?
"Honey, we don''t need material things to prove our love." MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.
"You expect too much from me." MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?
"It''s really a good movie." MEANS: It''s got guns, knives, fast cars, and women.
"You know how bad my memory is." MEANS: I remember the words to F-Troop, and the V.I.N. of every car I''ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." MEANS: the girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a thong.
"Oh, don''t fuss, I just cut myself, it''s no big deal." MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I''m hurt.
"I heard you." MEANS: I haven''t a clue what you just said, and hope I can fake it well enough, so you don''t spend the next three days yelling at me.
"You know I could never love anyone else." MEANS: I am used to the way YOU yell at me, and realize it could be worse.
"You really look terrific in that outfit." MEANS: Please don''t try on anything else, I''m starving.
"I missed you." MEANS: I can''t find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we''re out of toilet paper.
"I''m not lost, I know exactly where we are." MEANS: No one will ever see us alive again
........
Some of these are way too true im not sure if I should give the code away hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Tell ya what pretend ya didnt hear it from me :}
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