lever? ...___...

[strmrdr]

SO THIS GUY LIVES IN THE DESERT…
Nate lived in the desert. He guarded a very special lever. If the lever were pulled, it would destroy the world. Nate took his job seriously; he didn’t let anything close to the lever. One day, he saw a cloud of dust coming down the side of a nearby mountain. The dust came closer and closer. Nate realized it was a huge boulder that was going to hit the lever. He had to try to deflect it. He succeeded; however, he was killed by the boulder. But it was better Nate than lever

 

[strmrdr]

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT JULIUS CAESAR?
The ancient Romans scheduled games at the Coliseum at 3 p.m. sharp. One day, Julius Caesar decided to go to the games with his friend, Brutus. He told Brutus that they could ride in his chariot. Brutus asked Caesar what time he wanted to leave. Caesar knew it took exactly an hour to get from the palace to the Coliseum. So he said, “At two, Brutus!”

 

[Skippy123]

oh no. lol

 

[monarch64]

*smirk* OK, those are the worst "jokes" you''ve ever posted here, Strm! LOL!

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 8/26/2007 11:41:37 PM
Author: monarch64
*smirk* OK, those are the worst ''jokes'' you''ve ever posted here, Strm! LOL!

wait till next week

 

[sera]

oy

 

[FireGoddess]

Date: 8/27/2007 3:18:19 AM
Author: sera
oy

vey

 

[Richard Sherwood]

So the armless bell ringer in the old church bell tower used to ring the bell by running and smacking it with his forehead.

One day he missed the bell and fell over the precipice to his death below.

When the villagers rolled him over, someone asked "Who is he?".

The one kneeling over him said, "I don''t know, but his face rings a bell..."

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 8/27/2007 9:38:54 PM
Author: Richard Sherwood
So the armless bell ringer in the old church bell tower used to ring the bell by running and smacking it with his forehead.

One day he missed the bell and fell over the precipice to his death below.

When the villagers rolled him over, someone asked ''Who is he?''.

The one kneeling over him said, ''I don''t know, but his face rings a bell...''

Ok that cracked me up and knew the punch line was coming. Hehe!!! Good one Richard!!

 

[Madam Bijoux]

A scientist was able to clone himself. Every time the clone would speak, he would shout nothing but obscenities. The scientist got so disgusted, he threw the clone out of the window. The police came and arrested the scientist for making an obscene clone fall.

 

[partgypsy]

Groan...