knock knock

[strmrdr]

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it''s cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that''s why I had to knock!


Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don''t know, you tell me!

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don''t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

 

[strmrdr]

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I''ll tell you or Mae be I won''t...

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

 

[strmrdr]

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No! Kanga roo!

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Hand.
Hand who?
hand over your wallet, this is a stick up!
*BANG* you mean was a stick up :}

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Zippy.
Zippy Who?
Zippy dee-doo-dah, zippy dee hey!

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Ezra.
Ezra who?
Ezra no hope for me in this world!

 

[strmrdr]

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Eames.
Eames who?
Eames to please.

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you!

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five.

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Yah! Ride''em cowboy!

 

[chrono]

Oh Storm!

I''ll have to keep these filed away for my son. He loves jokes that ryhme and I think he''ll enjoy these.

 

[FireGoddess]

hehehe - I have to remember these...I only seem to remember the dirty jokes.

 

[Love in Bloom]

OMG

! Sileeeee!

 

[Cehrabehra]

I'm going to print these out - those are all new ones for me!!! Thank you storm! I missed this initially but thankfully I found it! Keep 'em coming!!!

ETA:
okay I thought there was just 4 'cause I hadn't scrolled LOL Wow, thanks!! Though I think the one about bang this is a stick up I'll avoid sharing with the littles LOL

 

[Regular Guy]

I got one...

Ok, you start...

Knock knock
Who''s there....

....




this doesn''t work in print, does it?

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 5/23/2007 12:22:07 PM
Author: Regular Guy
I got one...

Ok, you start...

Knock knock
Who''s there....

....




this doesn''t work in print, does it?

no it does... I get it and I''m going to pull that one on my kids in the middle of a session, that''s too funny!! I totally screwed one up for John the other day in a webinar - knock knock, who''s there, interrupting cow, interrup---, MOOOOOOOOOO! LOL

My name is great because sara is like "is there a" and you can say whatever you want LOL

 

[wifey2b]

Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don''t know, you tell me!



Ummmmmmmm....you don''t?

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 5/23/2007 1:44:35 PM
Author: wifey2b
Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don''t know, you tell me!



Ummmmmmmm....you don''t?

LOL!!!

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 5/23/2007 1:44:35 PM
Author: wifey2b
Knock Knock!
Who''s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don''t know, you tell me!



Ummmmmmmm....you don''t?

LOL
lumbt :}

 

[Skippy123]

cute. heehee

 

[Harriet]

Oh Storm!