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[strmrdr]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that''s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it''s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn''t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I''m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father''s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn''t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don''t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it''s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

 

[FireGoddess]

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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LOVE THAT!!!

 

[moon river]

That was my favorite too FG.

Storm, you've got alot of extra time on you hands today, I've noticed.

Try and stay outta trouble.

 

[AGBF]

OK...slightly off color and brought to you from Italy via my husband.

The local priest sees one of his parishioners, Maria, a diminuative 6 year old leading a large bull from one pasture to another. The priest is appalled that such a small child should be given responsibility for the big bull, so he says "Why are you dragging that big bull through the pasture?"

"We need to get the cow pregnant", says Maria.

"Well...can't your father do that?" asks the priest.

"No, we really need the bull" says Maria.

 

[moon river]

AGBF-that''s a good one too.

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 5/1/2006 4:30:20 PM
Author: moon river
That was my favorite too FG.

Storm, you''ve got alot of extra time on you hands today, I''ve noticed.

Try and stay outta trouble.

im never in trouble

<--- storm :}

 

[moon river]

TEE HEEE

Yeah right.

And neither is Dancing Fire. You guys are Angels.

 

[msdarlinjoy]

Hi Mr. Stormy ~

How are ya? Just wanted to say "Hi" and thanks for putting a smile

on my face ... too cute!

Have a great evening!

 

[diamondfan]

Very cute...there was a show I think called "Kids say the darndest things" and there were some hysterical doozies! From the mouths of babes...

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 5/4/2006 12:54:34 AM
Author: Mrs Darlin Joy
Hi Mr. Stormy ~

How are ya? Just wanted to say 'Hi' and thanks for putting a smile

on my face ... too cute!


Have a great evening!

Howdy :}
im surviven :}
hows u?