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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing

Hmm, so much for the rumored 10 year marriage contract...
 
Wow, I'm surprised (not saying that sarcastically, I really am). They did seem to be happy.
 
amc80|1340992003|3226035 said:
Hmm, so much for the rumored 10 year marriage contract...

I never heard of that. I just dislike Tom Cruise very much. I think he is an insensitive bully. I guess that is redundant. How many sensitive bullies are there?

Deb/AGBF
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Oh, my.

How shocking. :rolleyes:

If someone has been divorced twice, what are the odds that the third time won't be the charm?



If I had the time, I would do a comparison photo montage, putting her photos up against Princess Di's. They both had the same look through the stages of their marriage. At first, hopeful and totally in love. Then, reality set in.
 
Dudes! It's totally a contract. Just shorter this time. She looked miserable with him ... and happier & happier lately (knowing it's almost over!) My only question is how long until he hooks up w/ his next beard. Julianne Hough's been working it for Ryan Seacrest. My money's on her.
 
HollyS|1340993410|3226059 said:
If someone has been divorced twice, what are the odds that the third time won't be the charm?

About 27%. The divorce rate for 3rd marriages is 73%!
 
HollyS|1340993410|3226059 said:
If someone has been divorced twice, what are the odds that the third time won't be the charm?

Divorce rates for third marriages are in the 90% range.
 
decodelighted|1340993835|3226062 said:
Dudes! It's totally a contract. Just shorter this time. She looked miserable with him ... and happier & happier lately (knowing it's almost over!) My only question is how long until he hooks up w/ his next beard. Julianne Hough's been working it for Ryan Seacrest. My money's on her.

HA my sister said the same thing! She said it must have been a 5 year contract! My theory was that she finally realized she was married to a crazy Scientologist! :cheeky:
 
thing2of2|1340995658|3226077 said:
decodelighted|1340993835|3226062 said:
Dudes! It's totally a contract. Just shorter this time. She looked miserable with him ... and happier & happier lately (knowing it's almost over!) My only question is how long until he hooks up w/ his next beard. Julianne Hough's been working it for Ryan Seacrest. My money's on her.

HA my sister said the same thing! She said it must have been a 5 year contract! My theory was that she finally realized she was married to a crazy Scientologist! :cheeky:

Ding ding!
 
I think the biggest thing is that she asked for full custody and full residential custody, which to me is pretty telling. Either she thinks she's likely to never see her child if he gets even shared, or he did something, or his kid did something, to the kid...
 
ame|1340997298|3226095 said:
I think the biggest thing is that she asked for full custody and full residential custody, which to me is pretty telling. Either she thinks she's likely to never see her child if he gets even shared, or he did something, or his kid did something, to the kid...
OR ... the kid was never his in the first place (as WIDELY rumored). And he's never had much to do w/her anyhoo during the five years of Sham Town: Take Three.

ETA: First wife Mimi Rodgers says he's impotent/sterile. Both Kidman kids are adopted. What ever made anyone think all of a sudden he's stud material? The pictures taken of Katie late in "pregnancy" are laughable. She was already preggers when they met. Which explains lighting speed courtship/immediate wedding ... then hiding from press (delivering Suri) ... then reappearing WAY (over preggers). Either Suri was sired by Chris Klein or Josh Hartnett so the salacious gossip story goes.

EETA: Just one of the hilarzballz photos of Katie Holmes pregnant: http://www.startrip.tv/2006/04/katies-beachbal.html
 
decodelighted|1340997629|3226097 said:
ame|1340997298|3226095 said:
I think the biggest thing is that she asked for full custody and full residential custody, which to me is pretty telling. Either she thinks she's likely to never see her child if he gets even shared, or he did something, or his kid did something, to the kid...
OR ... the kid was never his in the first place (as WIDELY rumored). And he's never had much to do w/her anyhoo during the five years of Sham Town: Take Three.

ETA: First wife Mimi Rodgers says he's impotent/sterile. Both Kidman kids are adopted. What ever made anyone think all of a sudden he's stud material? The pictures taken of Katie late in "pregnancy" are laughable. She was already preggers when they met. Which explains lighting speed courtship/immediate wedding ... then hiding from press (delivering Suri) ... then reappearing WAY (over preggers). Either Suri was sired by Chris Klein or Josh Hartnett so the salacious gossip story goes.

EETA: Just one of the hilarzballz photos of Katie Holmes pregnant: http://www.startrip.tv/2006/04/katies-beachbal.html

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: OMFG that is SO FAKE LOOKING.
 
Oh that's a fascinating angle too...I just repeated and claimed as my own the info from an email of a friend of mine that's a family law atty here. He said his very first thought was abuse, and his second was flight risk where she never sees the child again.
 
He must have forgotten how to use his witchcraft
 
ame|1340998919|3226108 said:
Oh that's a fascinating angle too...I just repeated and claimed as my own the info from an email of a friend of mine that's a family law atty here. He said his very first thought was abuse, and his second was flight risk where she never sees the child again.

My first thought was that she wants to make sure Suri is no longer raised under the tenets of Scientology.
 
ame|1340998919|3226108 said:
Oh that's a fascinating angle too...I just repeated and claimed as my own the info from an email of a friend of mine that's a family law atty here. He said his very first thought was abuse, and his second was flight risk where she never sees the child again.
HA! Would make total sense if the couple in question was in any way normal! (Or even normal-ish, like that Halle Berry wanna-absond-w/kid to-Paris custody travesty happening.)
 
HI:

So many sofa's, so little time.....

cheers--Sharon
 
Katie grew up Catholic, and no one in her family had to have been thrilled with this union, his cult - oops, church, or the prospect that their little grandbaby might never be baptized into The Church.

Add to that, the efforts made to program Katie into accepting his cult - *cough* church *cough*, and the issues Nicole Kidman has in being allowed any time at all with children she supposedly equally adopted . . .

I'm surprised it took this long. It must have been a business deal. She bided her time because she wanted her kid.

Deco: they got married AFTER the kid. Months after. However, the whole 'not announcing the birth' and not being seen in public for quite a while . . . hmmmmm. . . . yeah, weird enough to cause speculation, for sure.
 
Ladies please be respectful of ALL religions or this thread will be closed.
 
decodelighted|1340997629|3226097 said:
ame|1340997298|3226095 said:
I think the biggest thing is that she asked for full custody and full residential custody, which to me is pretty telling. Either she thinks she's likely to never see her child if he gets even shared, or he did something, or his kid did something, to the kid...
OR ... the kid was never his in the first place (as WIDELY rumored). And he's never had much to do w/her anyhoo during the five years of Sham Town: Take Three.

ETA: First wife Mimi Rodgers says he's impotent/sterile. Both Kidman kids are adopted. What ever made anyone think all of a sudden he's stud material? The pictures taken of Katie late in "pregnancy" are laughable. She was already preggers when they met. Which explains lighting speed courtship/immediate wedding ... then hiding from press (delivering Suri) ... then reappearing WAY (over preggers). Either Suri was sired by Chris Klein or Josh Hartnett so the salacious gossip story goes.


But don't you think Suri looks an awful lot like Tom? I sure do. Suri is like a 50/50 mix of them both.

ETA: I think she looks like a mini Tom here:

tom_cruise__katie_holmes_and_baby_suri_cruise.jpg
 


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Who knows what really happened, but that's too bad, especially for Suri.
 
When did she date Hartnett? How long prior to Tom? :naughty:
 
HollyS|1341009376|3226226 said:
When did she date Hartnett? How long prior to Tom? :naughty:

Like a month before Tom and Katie were madly in love. March/early April 2005.
 
I had no idea... :o :shock: :o Shows that I am out of touch with gossip and to the lengths people will go to to help their careers.
 
Logan Sapphire|1340991713|3226028 said:
It's a shame for Suri.
Why?! Better for Suri to witness her mom in a happy healthy relationship than have this sham as a model for relationships!
 
thing2of2|1340998717|3226105 said:
decodelighted|1340997629|3226097 said:
ame|1340997298|3226095 said:
I think the biggest thing is that she asked for full custody and full residential custody, which to me is pretty telling. Either she thinks she's likely to never see her child if he gets even shared, or he did something, or his kid did something, to the kid...
OR ... the kid was never his in the first place (as WIDELY rumored). And he's never had much to do w/her anyhoo during the five years of Sham Town: Take Three.

ETA: First wife Mimi Rodgers says he's impotent/sterile. Both Kidman kids are adopted. What ever made anyone think all of a sudden he's stud material? The pictures taken of Katie late in "pregnancy" are laughable. She was already preggers when they met. Which explains lighting speed courtship/immediate wedding ... then hiding from press (delivering Suri) ... then reappearing WAY (over preggers). Either Suri was sired by Chris Klein or Josh Hartnett so the salacious gossip story goes.

EETA: Just one of the hilarzballz photos of Katie Holmes pregnant: http://www.startrip.tv/2006/04/katies-beachbal.html

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: OMFG that is SO FAKE LOOKING.
HOLY SHIZBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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