Karma''s a Biotch When She''s Hungry

[Circe]

I hate the people in room 1013. See, I''m in room 1030 and I ordered breakfast: fruit and tea.

I wondered, after an hour, where my damn caffeine and sugar were, so I called down.

The first call netted a confused staff-member who said it was ... on its way?

The second garnered a lot of muffled action, and a tray 20 minutes later.

So what went wrong? The damned people in 1013 ate my breakfast instead of politely saying, "No, we didn''t order anything."

How does that work, psychologically, do you think? Do they suppose the gods have bestowed a feast upon them? Is it like finding a tasty, tasty wallet in the street?

I get cranky when I''m hungry, and this blew me right into vengeful territory. Wanna help me concoct appropriate karmic backlashes? I''m voting for food poisoning, but I''m open to suggestions ....

P.S. - Do, please, post your own karmic wish-fulfillment scenarios for the rude bastards in your lives!

 

[lilyfoot]

Are they going to charge the people in 1013 for the food?

Ugh, I''d be pissed too. I don''t play around about my food!

 

[Dee*Jay]

LOL, Karma! This reminds me of something I actually did a couple of years ago (but by accident--I swear!). A girlfriend and I went to dinner as a place that I eat with with (alarming) frequency. We decided to order entres straight off, skipping the appetizers because we knew we wanted dessert. I went to the ladies room and when I came back there was an appetizer on the table. I asked my friend where it came from and she said the waiter dropped off and just said "enjoy!" so I thought they must have given us a little something becuase I eat there so much (which happened sometimes, although more often with a dessert item or if the chef was trying something new and he'd send a little taste over for an opinion). Of course we ate it. A little while later the waiter scurried back over and was like, "Where did that food go?!" Um... ? We ate it... ? It turns out it was delivered to our table by accident. Oops! I felt really bad and of course I offered to pay for it, but I truly had NO IDEA it was not meant for us. Ooops--sorry!!!

Anyway Karma, I hope you end up with a marvelous lunch and dinner to make up for your unfortunately breakfast!

 

[dragonfly411]

Circe - I would make sure you don''t get charged for that food.

Our neighbors watched one of my Netflix movies that they accidentally received in their box before giving it to me. They also have ridiculous loud raucous parties.
I tend to let my dogs poop in front of their gate whenever they feel the need, so they can smell it.
And the cops will be intervening on the next loud 4 AM party.

 

[TooPatient]

Order a nice heap of saurkraut & sausages sent to them for lunch.

Or kimche (spelling ?), lutefisk, gefilte fish, ..... something really smelly. Not necessarily a bad smell, just a really strong smell. Especially if it is something that is yummy enough to eat but leaves them smelling like the food they didn''t order...

 

[brazen_irish_hussy]

Two teachers tortured me in middle school. One was fired and the other had a brain tumor, so karma and I do pretty well overall.

We have a guy who lives down the block who is creepy. His neighbor actually moved becuase of him. He runs a landscaping business and so of course his dog cannot go in his yard, but its fine for everyone else''s. Once my mom got sick of it, got a bag and went over placed in the middle of the yard. Apparently, he was bringing a client by that day. He stopped leaving packages on other people''s lawns'' after that.

The best story ever about this was written by Douglas Adams though. http://www.woltermanns.com/misc/cookies_Adams.htm