OMG that is too funny, makes me want to buy one so I can write my own review like these examples;
"Woke up one morning to find all the gifts that had been under the tree arranged as a wall between us and the tree. This happened right after this ornament mysteriously appeared. Also, all of my Barbie ornaments seem to be frightened."
"For some reason after adorning our Christmas tree with this as a joke, the tree took on a life of it's own and kept trying to grope the cat. This ornament is a bad hombre."
"I put this on my tree and magically all of my colored lights turned white!"
"I think it tried to deport the figures in our nativity scene."
"Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament. Yuge.
I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right."
Agreed. My favorites were about about how the nativity scenes couldn't be set up because the immigration ban wouldn't let any of figures in, but I also liked this one:
"Started to buy one but decided to cut my hand off instead."
Totally unrelated to politics, but when I'm having a bad day I really love to read the reviews for these gummy bears. Turns out laughter is the best medicine.