Fortunately it won't give me any issues, this is happening Victoria's North-East region and I am in the South-West region. However my best mate lives in the NE and he has been having issues with it recently, not as bad as the folks in Wangaratta but he gets a bunch of weeds around knee height when the wind has been strong.
When you said Hairy Panic I thought you meant what happens when I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and realise my facial hair grew half an inch overnight