Jewelry Jokes?

Diamond_Hawk · Nov 9, 2018

Do you guys know any jewelry jokes I can share with my colleagues or friends?

Here's one for music lovers:

What happened to Mozart once he died?
Well, obviously - he DeComposed.

Here's a couple for the diamond and jewelry enthusiasts:

*Do wedding bands get mad?
No, no - they get bent out of shape

*Can you fix a chipped Marquis?
It's pointless ....

Others?

Karl_K · Nov 9, 2018

Husband looking at broken pear.
Well dear you said you always wanted a round!
After his 3 days in a coma in the hospital.
Yes Yes dear, you can have a new diamond.