In honor of Mother's Day - Men having "contractions"

[amc80]

Hilarious video of men experiencing simulated contractions-

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39c_1368515756

 

[kenny]

OH MY GATO!
That was hilarious.

I hear giving birth feels like sh!tting a soccer ball.
Glad they didn't do THAT to the guys.
But maybe they should have.

 

[Niel]

OH MY GATO!
That was hilarious.

I hear giving birth feels like sh!tting a soccer ball.
Glad they didn't do THAT to the guys.
But maybe they should have.

 

[luv2sparkle]

I LOVE that! Now, if they only had a way to measure c-section pain......

 

[isaku5]

OH MY GATO!
That was hilarious.

I hear giving birth feels like sh!tting a soccer ball.
Glad they didn't do THAT to the guys.
But maybe they should have.

I've heard that men should imagine trying to pass a watermelon...over 36 hours of labour for our first child

Was I happy to hear that we were expecting our second?

Needless to say (but I will anyway) there was no third

 

[Niel]

OH MY GATO!
That was hilarious.

I hear giving birth feels like sh!tting a soccer ball.
Glad they didn't do THAT to the guys.
But maybe they should have.

[/quotethough e heard that men should imagine trying to pass a watermelon...over 36 hours of labour for our first child

Was I happy to hear that we were expecting our second?

Needless to say (but I will anyway) there was no third

If I remember correct my Meabecakes took 36 hours too. She was 9.5lbs, 22in and I can't remember the measurement but had a head circumference of the 95 percentile. Aaaand to top it off I never actually fully dilated. And her shoulder or something was stuck on my pelvic bone. It was a magical day (and a half)

 

[kenny]

It's not fair that men don't give birth.
Men should be sued in a class action lawsuit.

 

[Niel]

It's not fair that men don't give birth.
Men should be sued in a class action lawsuit.

You mean suing for the right to I assume....

 

[yennyfire]

They failed to point out that after suffering through multiple hours of that kind of pain, you're exhausted and are less able to tolerate the pain than you were when it all started. Good times!!

Can they simulate cracked, bleeding nipples and a little piranha attaching itself every 2-3 hours too?? That's an experience no one should miss!!

 

[armywife13]

They failed to point out that after suffering through multiple hours of that kind of pain, you're exhausted and are less able to tolerate the pain than you were when it all started. Good times!!

Can they simulate cracked, bleeding nipples and a little piranha attaching itself every 2-3 hours too?? That's an experience no one should miss!!

Oh my gosh, yes! THIS!!!

 

[amc80]

Oh my gosh, yes! THIS!!!

How about peeing every time they sneeze...for the rest of their lives.

 

[movie zombie]

hey, let's start with walking around for 9 months [possibly more] with all that pelvic pressure and perhaps limping because of sciatic pain!

 

[armywife13]

Movie Zombie, that is the worst! I am currently experiencing that! I keep telling myself, only 7 more weeks...haha.

Amc80, I count myself lucky to have avoided that long lasting effect after my first baby. At 33 weeks now with #2, I am having that problem, but hopefully it doesn't stick around after!