in diamond terms. will your body make AGS 0 cut grade?

[Dancing Fire]

how would you grade yourself?

Cut grade= your measurements? is your body cut to ideal proportions?

Color grade=tone of your skin?

Clarity grade= scars on your body? any artificial enhancements?

Carat weight= your weight?

 

[ficklefaye]

something about this thread smells like trouble to me, i''ll wait to see if anyone bites before i do

 

[Fly Girl]

After you, DF!

 

[VRBeauty]

Does your wife know you're asking other women to rate their bodies for you (like that's gonna happen

) or to describe their sleep attire?

 

[princessplease]

Ya know, I didn''t even need to look at the poster''s name to know that DF posted this post.....

 

[jstarfireb]

I don''t think my body would make AGS0 light perforamnce, because it doesn''t reflect light well enough.

 

[somethingshiny]

Date: 7/9/2009 6:15:48 PM
Author:Dancing Fire
how would you grade yourself?


Cut grade= your measurements? is your body cut to ideal proportions?

32-74-67
Color grade=tone of your skin?

which limb
Clarity grade= scars on your body? any artificial enhancements?

missing left leg but have one extra boob


Carat weight= your weight?

432 lbs without the prosthetic or dentures



She''s a supa freak, supa freak, she''s supa freakuy..

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 7/9/2009 6:50:29 PM
Author: VRBeauty
Does your wife know you''re asking other women to rate their bodies for you (like that''s gonna happen

) or to describe their sleep attire?

I''d love to know what Mrs. Dancingfire has to say... She probably has no clue what DF is saying on here.....

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/9/2009 6:42:15 PM
Author: Fly Girl
After you, DF!

i would be graded AGS 8 cuz of my "extra thick" girdle.

 

[Linda W]

Date: 7/9/2009 7:17:11 PM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 7/9/2009 6:42:15 PM

Author: Fly Girl

After you, DF!

i would be graded AGS 8 cuz of my ''extra thick'' girdle.

My oh my, some of the questions you come up with.

 

[Haven]

Oy vey.

 

[makemepretty]

I have yet to meet a perfect person or even see one on t.v.

I guess I would also be upset if I found out my husband was asking people about their bodies on a message board(their measurements, artificial enhancements, so on). A great diamond doesn''t make up for a crappy husband IMHO.

 

[VRBeauty]

Date: 7/9/2009 7:32:08 PM
Author: makemepretty

I guess I would also be upset if I found out my husband was asking people about their bodies on a message board(their measurements, artificial enhancements, so on). A great diamond doesn''t make up for a crappy husband IMHO.

Bored, maybe. A crappy hubby... ? Only Mrs. DF could answer that one... and I don''t think any of us would pry like that

.

I''m just thinking we''re performing a real public service by keeping DF at his keyboard and off the streets.

But seriously, DF -- maybe stick to topics that don''t call for the use of quite so many

''s?

I mean, I''m taking today off, but I''ll be off on a forced furlough day tomorrow. For all you know, I work alongside Mrs. DF!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/9/2009 7:51:12 PM
Author: VRBeauty

Date: 7/9/2009 7:32:08 PM
Author: makemepretty

I guess I would also be upset if I found out my husband was asking people about their bodies on a message board(their measurements, artificial enhancements, so on). A great diamond doesn''t make up for a crappy husband IMHO.

Bored, maybe. A crappy hubby... ? Only Mrs. DF could answer that one... and I don''t think any of us would pry like that

.

I''m just thinking we''re performing a real public service by keeping DF at his keyboard and off the streets.

But seriously, DF -- maybe stick to topics that don''t call for the use of quite so many

''s?

I mean, I''m taking today off, but I''ll be off on a forced furlough day tomorrow. For all you know, I work alongside Mrs. DF!

she been saying that years now !!

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 7/9/2009 8:04:24 PM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 7/9/2009 7:51:12 PM
Author: VRBeauty

Date: 7/9/2009 7:32:08 PM
Author: makemepretty

I guess I would also be upset if I found out my husband was asking people about their bodies on a message board(their measurements, artificial enhancements, so on). A great diamond doesn''t make up for a crappy husband IMHO.

Bored, maybe. A crappy hubby... ? Only Mrs. DF could answer that one... and I don''t think any of us would pry like that

.

I''m just thinking we''re performing a real public service by keeping DF at his keyboard and off the streets.

But seriously, DF -- maybe stick to topics that don''t call for the use of quite so many

''s?

I mean, I''m taking today off, but I''ll be off on a forced furlough day tomorrow. For all you know, I work alongside Mrs. DF!

she been saying that years now !!

No you are a great husband ( I think) and a wonderful caring and loving Father...

You just need better questions methinks!!!

I have "known" you for years, not a bad bone in your body..

Lets get some less offensive questions and see how that goes.. I dare you!!!!

 

[Kelli]

Oh come on guys it''s funny! It''s not like he''s asking us to post pictures!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/9/2009 8:47:01 PM
Author: Kelli
Oh come on guys it''s funny! It''s not like he''s asking us to post pictures!

Kelli
please feel free to post pics.

 

[JSM]

I dunno... that crown I wear has a slightly steep angle...

 

[canuk-gal]

....with threads like this, who would read novels??????

altho the girdle thingie was apropos....

 

[Kelli]

Date: 7/9/2009 10:13:16 PM
Author: Dancing Fire

Date: 7/9/2009 8:47:01 PM
Author: Kelli
Oh come on guys it''s funny! It''s not like he''s asking us to post pictures!

Kelli
please feel free to post pics.

LOL I don''t think so. I think my body''s in the vague range of "ideal cut", but it''s no super perfect hearts and arrows. I wouldn''t want anyone to see my chunkier facets!

 

[wolftress]

Ahahahahaah!!!!! This has got to be one of the funniest questions I have ever seen on PS. No way am I biting on this one

 

[jstarfireb]

I gotta admit it's pretty funny.

What's up with the color grade though? Are you saying albinos are the most valuable people?

ETA: All I'll say is my lower girdle facets are a bit chunkier than I prefer right now! I think it may be time for a recut!

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 7/9/2009 11:10:33 PM
Author: jstarfireb
I gotta admit it''s pretty funny.

What''s up with the color grade though? Are you saying albinos are the most valuable people?

ETA: All I''ll say is my lower girdle facets are a bit chunkier than I prefer right now! I think it may be time for a recut!

Hehe, too funny. I am not loving my lower girdle facets either.....

Hey DF, you still laughing about a bruted girdle??? LOL!!!

 

[Linda W]

Awwwwwwwwww, I love you DF.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/9/2009 11:18:16 PM
Author: Kaleigh

Date: 7/9/2009 11:10:33 PM
Author: jstarfireb
I gotta admit it''s pretty funny.

What''s up with the color grade though? Are you saying albinos are the most valuable people?

ETA: All I''ll say is my lower girdle facets are a bit chunkier than I prefer right now! I think it may be time for a recut!

Hehe, too funny. I am not loving my lower girdle facets either.....

Hey DF, you still laughing about a bruted girdle??? LOL!!!

yes,everytime when i read one of Lynn B''s post. her brutal girdle always poop up in my head.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/9/2009 7:51:12 PM
Author: VRBeauty


Bored, maybe. A crappy hubby... ? Only Mrs. DF could answer that one... and I don''t think any of us would pry like that

.

I''m just thinking we''re performing a real public service by keeping DF at his keyboard and off the streets.

But seriously, DF -- maybe stick to topics that don''t call for the use of quite so many

''s?

I mean, I''m taking today off, but I''ll be off on a forced furlough day tomorrow. For all you know, I work alongside Mrs. DF!

so you were the lazy co worker that she was complaining about !!

 

[VRBeauty]

Date: 7/10/2009 2:45:45 AM
Author: Dancing Fire
so you were the lazy co worker that she was complaining about !!

***** sigh. *****

To quote Linda W.:

 

[Gypsy]

DF, have you finally lost your mind? You do remember that your fellow posters are mostly women right? Oy vey is right.

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 7/9/2009 6:15:48 PM
Author:Dancing Fire
how would you grade yourself?

Cut grade= your measurements? is your body cut to ideal proportions?

Color grade=tone of your skin?

Clarity grade= scars on your body? any artificial enhancements?

Carat weight= your weight?

Alrighty - YOU answer your own questions first Mister!

 

[Madam Bijoux]

in diamond terms. will your body make AGS 0 cut grade?

Only if there''s a comedy division!