If your pet could talk...

[soocool]

I always imagined that my dog would sound like Tom Hanks. I have no idea why, but when he sits in front of the cabinet that contains his biscuits, I just hear Tom Hanks' voice in my head saying, "Yeah, you! Biscuits now!".


Also, I imagine that Tom Hanks would look like a mini-schnauzer if he was a dog.

 

[yennyfire]

I've often wondered what Zoe is thinking, though I've never really thought about what her voice would sound like. Most likely, she's thinking about her next meal and rub. She's probably also scheming about how to rid our back yard of squirrels, her nemesis, lol!

 

[LGK]

BTW of late DH & I have decided that our large orange cat has discovered the cure for cancer but because he can't speak English he can't tell us what it is. This annoys him to no end, that we're too stupid to understand cat, so he keeps repeating it at the top of his lungs hoping we'll finally catch on, poor stupid humans. At least that's the explainantion we've assigned to his incessant yowling.

That, or he's asking for a 5 gallon tub of cat food gravy. No meaty bits, just the gravy please. We do discuss his gravy fetish a bit too much I think. Or we reply to his yowing with "Graaaaaavy?" Which sounds like:

"Yowwwwwwwwww. Naaaooo!"

"Graaaaavy?"

"Raooooooo!!!"

And so on. It really is ridiculous.

And O.P. and Rat are gay lovers. They sleep in a big fuzzy heap most of the time and often one will pin the other down and groom him. Twoo cat wuv!

 

[soocool]

I've often wondered what Zoe is thinking, though I've never really thought about what her voice would sound like. Most likely, she's thinking about her next meal and rub. She's probably also scheming about how to rid our back yard of squirrels, her nemesis, lol!

Zoe is so cute! She looks like she could have a conversation with my dog and they would talk about us behind our backs!

 

[yennyfire]

Soocool, is your dog a schnauzer? Zoe is part poodle, part schnauzer. If she could talk, she'd probably lament her curly poodle like coat, since I have a really hard time getting all of the snarls out...she runs when she sees me drag the brush out, lol! I'm sure she'd have some nasty things to say about me not giving her enough egg, chicken, rice or whatever protein it is we're eating at the time. She knows better than to beg, but she strategically seats herself next to our daughter (the youngest/messiest in the family), hoping to clean up the dropsies!

 

[soocool]

Soocool, is your dog a schnauzer? Zoe is part poodle, part schnauzer. If she could talk, she'd probably lament her curly poodle like coat, since I have a really hard time getting all of the snarls out...she runs when she sees me drag the brush out, lol! I'm sure she'd have some nasty things to say about me not giving her enough egg, chicken, rice or whatever protein it is we're eating at the time. She knows better than to beg, but she strategically seats herself next to our daughter (the youngest/messiest in the family), hoping to clean up the dropsies!

Yes, my dog is a mini schnauzer. So would you call your dog a schnoodle? My friend has a labradoodle and has the same problem brushing her out (curly fur). She actually uses a detangling spray that helps alot. Luckily my dog's fur is wavy and very easy to comb out, except around his mouth (always tangles). Mikey loves to be brushed and /or combed and barks at his grooming drawer when he wants to be pampered. He loves to get his teeth brushed, but not too fond of me cleaning his ears.

The only table food he gets is brocolli, carrots, apples and bananas and sometimes a couple pieces of chicken if he doesn't beg.

 

[JewelFreak]

PnPsMom, I had to laugh about Zoey introducing herself. We do that all the time. Both of our dogs generally greet people by sticking their head in people's crotches. For some reason saying "His, I'm Byrons!" or "Hello, I'm Bosun!" makes it extra funny when the people are backing up trying to avoid a huge dog head in the crotch. I'm seriously laughing about it at my desk now. I'm a terrible dog owner to think this is funny.

That is a stitch! Wish you were my next-door neighbor! After much work I finally broke Star, one of my Siberians, of jumping up on people as they came in the door. No dummy, however, she immediately substituted the old crotch-sniff. Sigh, you can't win! When our house was on the market a woman about 8.95432 months pregnant came to look at it, center of balance unwieldy to say the least, & Star waved her beautiful tail & said hello in her own special way before I could grab her. Nearly tipped the poor thing arse-over-teakettle. Like those old Jimmy Hatlo cartoons, "The Urge to Kill."

--- Laurie

 

[dragonfly411]

soocool - omg tom hanks schnauz is hysterical!!!

I'm pretty sure my grandma's old fart lab has ALWAYS sounded like Betty White.

My sister's horse Pete would be Uncle Vinny

 

[NewEnglandLady]

PnPsMom, I had to laugh about Zoey introducing herself. We do that all the time. Both of our dogs generally greet people by sticking their head in people's crotches. For some reason saying "His, I'm Byrons!" or "Hello, I'm Bosun!" makes it extra funny when the people are backing up trying to avoid a huge dog head in the crotch. I'm seriously laughing about it at my desk now. I'm a terrible dog owner to think this is funny.

That is a stitch! Wish you were my next-door neighbor! After much work I finally broke Star, one of my Siberians, of jumping up on people as they came in the door. No dummy, however, she immediately substituted the old crotch-sniff. Sigh, you can't win! When our house was on the market a woman about 8.95432 months pregnant came to look at it, center of balance unwieldy to say the least, & Star waved her beautiful tail & said hello in her own special way before I could grab her. Nearly tipped the poor thing arse-over-teakettle. Like those old Jimmy Hatlo cartoons, "The Urge to Kill."

--- Laurie

Hahaha, this is hilarious. I feel awful that I'm laughing about it!

 

[yennyfire]

Yes, Zoe is a schnoodle. I'm suprised that a labradoodle has similar issues. They're all so cute though!

 

[beezygal]

he does talk!! sometime way too much and i have to tell him to be quiet

he's so cute DF! I have a lovebird. She just "screams" in high frequency. hee hee. I've seen some lovebird on youtube saying "CUTE" or "SWEET". SO CUTE!!!!

 

[katamari]

DH and I also have a series of "sayings" we believe our cats would say. Our cat, Kirby, wants petted ALL THE TIME. He would say "Hey. Pet Kirby. Why aren't you petting Kirby? Hey! Pet Kirby! Pet Kirby over here! Ooh, now let's go over there and pet Kirby! Pet Kirby!. . ."

Link, on the other hand, would just beg for food--Little Shop of Horrors Style, but more annoying. There was a commercial a few years ago where the dog learned to talk and just said, "Sausages! Sausages, sausages, sausages! Sausages. . ." DH and I always joked that this would be Link. He would say "Food! Treats!Treats, treats, treats! Gimme treats! Feed Link."

 

[Luckyeshe]

If my dogs could talk, my little 13 year old papillon would probably sound like a little boy going, MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! You're finally, home!!!! He loves to be anywhere I am so I have him permanently attached to my hip once I get home from work.

My 7 year old husky would probably sound like a gangly teenage boy whos voice just deepend, and he would say something like..."You're home! Where is my dinner, Mom?"

 

[cnspotts]

Boy do I wonder what's been going through the Rat's brain lately. (He isn't really a rodent, he's a 14 year old cat.)

lol, when I was a kid we had a cat named RAT!!!

 

[omieluv]

Omie would say: "Tis a shame you are not nearly as beautiful as I am."

 

[omieluv]

Violet: "May I have a piece of that lovely steak you are eating, please...pretty please...how can you say no to a me?"