If you could give your SO a superpower....

[Steel]

Would you?

and

What would you choose for him/her?

Think:
flight
x-ray vision
strength
super brain
invisibility
flexibility (cough

)
invincibility
time travel
healing
e.t.c

How would it impact their life; would they keep it secret or go public?

 

[CasaBlanca]

Mine has already brought it. He''s got it all.

 

[Amethyste]

I''D GIVE MY HUSBAND THE SUPER POWER OF MR. CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh... That''d be a DREAM!

 

[TravelingGal]

Date: 5/26/2010 1:06:53 PM
Author:Steal

Would you?

and

What would you choose for him/her?

Think:
flight
x-ray vision
strength
super brain
invisibility
flexibility (cough

)
invincibility
time travel
healing
e.t.c

How would it impact their life; would they keep it secret or go public?

None of the above.

I''d make him a MIND READER.

 

[princesss]

Mine is patient enough to put up with me. In my mind, that IS a super power.

 

[joflier]

Tgal took my answer! Mind reading.

Lol to x-ray vision. I can only imagine how productive that would be......

 

[Upgradable]

I was thinking along the lines of Ames suggestion! He''d be "Great Scott ~ Master of Clean!"

And I''d keep it a total secret!!!!

 

[lilyfoot]

Date: 5/26/2010 1:18:11 PM
Author: Amethyste
I''D GIVE MY HUSBAND THE SUPER POWER OF MR. CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh... That''d be a DREAM!

ditto!!!

 

[Callisto]

Date: 5/26/2010 1:18:51 PM
Author: TravelingGal

None of the above.


I''d make him a MIND READER.

Hahaha I love it! I''d say that or teleportation for a variety of reasons.

 

[kenny]

te:[/b] 5/26/2010 2:22:47 PM
Author: TravelingGal
I'd make him a MIND READER.

[/quote]
This is funny.
Being a guy I often hear guys say their SOs expect them to be mind readers.

I'll never forget, one friend complained about something his wife once said . . .
She said this at the end of a long argument and her voice (as imitated by my friend) was shrill, screechy and high ..... she said, "WELL IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!"

Of course his reaction was, "Well that's brilliant, how am I to know if you don't tell me?"
The difference in expectations really summed up one rift between men and women.

It became a running joke for years in our circle of friends.
When one guy would ask another guy a question he'd reply in a shrill, screechy and high voice, "WELL IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!"

I do really think men and women ARE wired differently on this one.
I realize I'm about to be executed by the PS ladies.

 

[elrohwen]

Is multitasking a super power? Because I pick that

 

[iheartscience]

Date: 5/26/2010 3:59:06 PM
Author: elrohwen
Is multitasking a super power? Because I pick that

SNORT. I think for guys it is!

This is such a hard question! I think I''d want him to have whatever power will make him the super rich so I can quit my job and become a stay at home cat mom who travels the world!

 

[Steel]

I love the replies.

Amethyste: ...Mr Clean..keeps upteen things clean..... hahahahah

and TGal: you are thinking outside the box again today and I like it!

Date: 5/26/2010 4:58:25 PM
Author: thing2of2

Date: 5/26/2010 3:59:06 PM
Author: elrohwen
Is multitasking a super power? Because I pick that

SNORT. I think for guys it is!

This is such a hard question! I think I'd want him to have whatever power will make him the super rich so I can quit my job and become a stay at home cat mom who travels the world!

So thing, will I put your DH down for time travel? Think winning lottery numbers

.

That is what I would choose for my husband and shhhh I would keep it on the qt.

 

[doodle]

I hereby grant my husband the super-power of being able to fart out large denominations of cash in whichever currency we need at the moment. I figure if he''s going to be a fartbag anyway, he might as well be useful.

 

[elrohwen]

Date: 5/26/2010 5:19:17 PM
Author: doodle
I hereby grant my husband the super-power of being able to fart out large denominations of cash in whichever currency we need at the moment. I figure if he''s going to be a fartbag anyway, he might as well be useful.

YES! DH would make good use of this super power too.

 

[doodle]

We''ll call that power the air-to-money super power...ATM for short.

 

[jaysonsmom]

Date: 5/26/2010 5:34:22 PM
Author: elrohwen

Date: 5/26/2010 5:19:17 PM
Author: doodle
I hereby grant my husband the super-power of being able to fart out large denominations of cash in whichever currency we need at the moment. I figure if he''s going to be a fartbag anyway, he might as well be useful.

YES! DH would make good use of this super power too.

Sign me up for this one!

 

[Haven]

Easy: I'd give him the ability to read my mind.

ETA
Ha! I see that this is a popular response. Oh, if only . . .

 

[yssie]

Oh good lord I do NOT want my FI reading my mind

 

[somethingshiny]

Date: 5/26/2010 3:59:06 PM
Author: elrohwen
Is multitasking a super power? Because I pick that

HUGE DITTO!!!

eta~ I do NOT want DH to read my mind. I have no problem telling him exactly what I want/need, the problem lies within the tasks at hand--therefore, MULTITASKING!

 

[zoebartlett]

Oooh, mind reader! I like that one! Also, the Mr. Clean guy''s powers would be really, really great to pass on to my husband.

I''m stealing those.

 

[princesss]

I want him to be able to Apparate (yeah, I stole it from Harry Potter), but to be able to bring people with him. Then we could travel all the time and just go home at night instead of paying for a hotel. Just imagine - no hotel fees, no airfare...it''d be amazing!

 

[JSM]

Foresight. Not for the "let''s pick the winning lottery numbers" power, but the "if I do this I''m really going to tick off my wife" realization power!

Though the lottery numbers would come in handy...

 

[Miss Sparkly]

xray vision - for my own entertainment pleasure! DH is such a prude - rolling around laughing in my head

 

[kenny]

Nobody has mentioned staying power.

 

[princesss]

Date: 5/26/2010 9:13:32 PM
Author: kenny
Nobody has mentioned staying power.

Wouldn''t have crossed my mind - guess I''m lucky that way!

 

[elrohwen]

Date: 5/26/2010 8:08:08 PM
Author: princesss
I want him to be able to Apparate (yeah, I stole it from Harry Potter), but to be able to bring people with him. Then we could travel all the time and just go home at night instead of paying for a hotel. Just imagine - no hotel fees, no airfare...it''d be amazing!

Ooo, I love this! This could be even better than multitasking

 

[MonkeyPie]

Date: 5/26/2010 8:08:08 PM
Author: princesss
I want him to be able to Apparate (yeah, I stole it from Harry Potter), but to be able to bring people with him. Then we could travel all the time and just go home at night instead of paying for a hotel. Just imagine - no hotel fees, no airfare...it''d be amazing!

Bwahaha, YES!

I also like the idea of farting out cash. We would be billionaires by now.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Date: 5/26/2010 7:47:41 PM
Author: yssie
Oh good lord I do NOT want my FI reading my mind

ditto!

I''d be good with the Mr. Clean option but I''d really like him to be able to fly (and to take me with him!)

 

[that_someone_special]

Mind reader was what I was going to say too!

But, Mr Clean is pretty funny

ETA: I like the mind reader bit because then he has NO EXCUSE to not know why I'm upset.

Like when he came home from work today. He decided it was just such a nice day he would walk instead of taking the bus/ driving.
But, I told him the night before, be home ASAP because we are having dinner with my parents and if you walk, we will be late.