I resign ....

[MAC-W]

RESIGNATION
I hereby officially submit my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald''s and think that it''s a four-star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think Smarties are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer''s day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple - when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn''t bother you, because you didn''t know what you didn''t know and you didn''t care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want to live simple again.

I don''t want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor''s bills, saving cash register receipts, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So ... here''re my cheque book and my car keys, my credit-card bills and my tax receipts.

I am officially resigning from adulthood, and if you want to discuss this further, you''ll have to catch me first, cause............
"Tag! You''re it."

 

[tyty333]

Oh so true! I have those days when I can really relate

.

You and Upgradeable need to get together...she wants to run away from home

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[HopeDream]

I accept your resignation.

Your allowance is $2 a week and you may have a treehouse in the backyard.

Your bed time is 8:30 PM and no dessert until you finish your vegetables.

No, you cannot have a pony, and you are responsible for cleaning the hamster cage.

You can''t see any pg rated movies and can''t listent to any music with cursing in it.

Homework is to be done right after school before you may watch TV or play videogames.

If you''re good, and I get the raise I''m expecting we might go to Disneyland next summer.

Stop bugging your sister and go wash your hands.

 

[tyty333]

Date: 1/25/2010 12:22:39 PM
Author: HopeDream
I accept your resignation.

Your allowance is $2 a week and you may have a treehouse in the backyard.

Your bed time is 8:30 PM and no dessert until you finish your vegetables.

No, you cannot have a pony, and you are responsible for cleaning the hamster cage.

You can''t see any pg rated movies and can''t listent to any music with cursing in it.

Homework is to be done right after school before you may watch TV or play videogames.

If you''re good, and I get the raise I''m expecting we might go to Disneyland next summer.

Stop bugging your sister and go wash your hands.

Well, that sort of helps to put it all in perspective

!

 

[MAC-W]

Date: 1/25/2010 12:22:39 PM
Author: HopeDream
I accept your resignation.

Your allowance is $2 a week and you may have a treehouse in the backyard.

Your bed time is 8:30 PM and no dessert until you finish your vegetables.

No, you cannot have a pony, and you are responsible for cleaning the hamster cage.

You can''t see any pg rated movies and can''t listent to any music with cursing in it.

Homework is to be done right after school before you may watch TV or play videogames.

If you''re good, and I get the raise I''m expecting we might go to Disneyland next summer.

Stop bugging your sister and go wash your hands.

hhhhmmmmm - maybe I need to think about this a bit more LOL

 

[MAC-W]

Date: 1/25/2010 1:41:49 PM
Author: MAC-W

Date: 1/25/2010 12:22:39 PM
Author: HopeDream
I accept your resignation.

Your allowance is $2 a week and you may have a treehouse in the backyard.

Your bed time is 8:30 PM and no dessert until you finish your vegetables.

No, you cannot have a pony, and you are responsible for cleaning the hamster cage.

You can''t see any pg rated movies and can''t listent to any music with cursing in it.

Homework is to be done right after school before you may watch TV or play videogames.

If you''re good, and I get the raise I''m expecting we might go to Disneyland next summer.

Stop bugging your sister and go wash your hands.

hhhhmmmmm - maybe I need to think about this a bit more LOL

having said that, I do get a tree house....

tough call

 

[Smurfysmiles]

Date: 1/25/2010 1:53:53 PM
Author: MAC-W

Date: 1/25/2010 1:41:49 PM

Author: MAC-W

Date: 1/25/2010 12:22:39 PM

Author: HopeDream

I accept your resignation.


Your allowance is $2 a week and you may have a treehouse in the backyard.


Your bed time is 8:30 PM and no dessert until you finish your vegetables.


No, you cannot have a pony, and you are responsible for cleaning the hamster cage.


You can''t see any pg rated movies and can''t listent to any music with cursing in it.


Homework is to be done right after school before you may watch TV or play videogames.


If you''re good, and I get the raise I''m expecting we might go to Disneyland next summer.


Stop bugging your sister and go wash your hands.

hhhhmmmmm - maybe I need to think about this a bit more LOL

having said that, I do get a tree house....


tough call

Provided the pony WAS included Id submit my resignation like THAT *snaps fingers* lol