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lol... did the cat lick it? is it bacon? EAT IT!
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thanks for sharing
 
That''s funny!
 
so, unless it's my boss/lover/etc. or unless it's raw steak and i'm not a puma...i CAN eat it?

well!

can i just say....

CARPPACCIO!

(and i am more a rabbit than a puma...)

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'a man is returning from his bagpipes lesson - his bagpipes in the back of his car. hurriedly, he stops at the shops to pick up something for dinner on the way home. in his haste, he accidentally forgets to lock the car. inside the shops he remembers and starts to worry. he rushes as fast as he can, panicking by the time he comes running across the parking lot. he races to the car, but sure enough, it's too late....

someone has put another set in.'

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bwhahahaha that''s hysterical!
 
Date: 2/1/2010 4:48:05 PM
Author: packrat
bwhahahaha that''s hysterical!


lol packie - i know - i love that joke - cracks me up every time!
 
I love this. I swear DH could have written it up!!
 
I don''t know how I feel about carpaccio!! I''m not what you would call an adventurous eater. At the restaurant where my daughter is working as the pastry chef, they prepare a quail in a blood red sauce; they use cockscombs and duck tongues; and one can find the heads of various animals in the walk-in. Ack, ack, ack
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BTW, take a look in the trunk of your car. I left you a little present. The bagpipe lessons are on me
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Its funny how our brains go through all that reasoning in a flash (before we decide whether to eat or not).

Seriously, I think there is a flaw in the "raw steak" area of the algorithm. If I dropped a raw steak I would be
tempted to rinse it off in the sink, pat it dry, douse it with red wine, throw it on the grill and enjoy
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between the alcohol in the red wine and the heat from the grill it would kill anything on the outside.
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Date: 2/1/2010 8:14:47 PM
Author: risingsun
I don''t know how I feel about carpaccio!! I''m not what you would call an adventurous eater. At the restaurant where my daughter is working as the pastry chef, they prepare a quail in a blood red sauce; they use cockscombs and duck tongues; and one can find the heads of various animals in the walk-in. Ack, ack, ack
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BTW, take a look in the trunk of your car. I left you a little present. The bagpipe lessons are on me
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rofl

thank you marian!

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ps that quail dish sounds...
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and...*cockscombs*?? dear lord...
 
Date: 2/2/2010 8:54:33 AM
Author: tyty333
Its funny how our brains go through all that reasoning in a flash (before we decide whether to eat or not).

Seriously, I think there is a flaw in the 'raw steak' area of the algorithm. If I dropped a raw steak I would be
tempted to rinse it off in the sink, pat it dry, douse it with red wine, throw it on the grill and enjoy
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. Hopefully
between the alcohol in the red wine and the heat from the grill it would kill anything on the outside.
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tyty, you are clearly a puma. You can eat it
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Date: 2/2/2010 9:36:16 PM
Author: Regular Guy
A different story now.

My pig friend!

Enjoy!
It''s very funny, while being oddly disturbing--much like YOU!!!
 
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