Jessie702
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For those you who dont know, i work at a funeral home, making pre-arrangments for family and selling them cemetery property. Well where i work we have 3 locations and for some reason my jerk of a GM gave almost everyone this week off, so i had to go and work one of the locations by myself. Now that is NOT my job, but i agreed. I firgured i could close up early and be left alone for most of the day.
Well i was left alone for most of the day, expect the occassional person comming in to pick up Death Cert. and droping off pictures.
Well right about 5 minutes prior to me leaving, i get a phone call while im packing up well I picked up the phone and its a man asking about pre-arrangments. Now this is not uncommon. I have spoken with Men and Women from 25 to 80. Well the guy is asking me questions about pre-arrangements and how much would it cost for 2 funerals, and 2 cemetery spots. I think to myself, Hey this is great, i might be able to hit my goal of 50,000. The guy asks me if we can meet at the cemetery for an appointment and so i can show him around. No Biggie!
Than after he asks for the appointment he asked me if i could have sex with him, and i was speachless, i couldn''t say anything. I was like "Sir, than not approaite to be asking me and the answer is No" than he say" Well how about you suck my (beep). Come one for 24,000 dollars you should suck my (beep), i should get something extra. Your gonna make good commision" To this is said again it was not approiate and the answer was no, than to that he said " How about a good hand job while you wear open toe shoes"
messing around around on the phone, but what if he wants joking. Or what if he was outside the funeral home calling me, and siting in his car waiting for someone to come out. The parking lot was empty so you can tell that only one person is there. THAT IS NOT SAFE. Yes, this jerk was just playing around, but what if he really was crazy!
*********VENT OVER***********
O and now my dang laptop is messing up!
Well i was left alone for most of the day, expect the occassional person comming in to pick up Death Cert. and droping off pictures.
Well right about 5 minutes prior to me leaving, i get a phone call while im packing up well I picked up the phone and its a man asking about pre-arrangments. Now this is not uncommon. I have spoken with Men and Women from 25 to 80. Well the guy is asking me questions about pre-arrangements and how much would it cost for 2 funerals, and 2 cemetery spots. I think to myself, Hey this is great, i might be able to hit my goal of 50,000. The guy asks me if we can meet at the cemetery for an appointment and so i can show him around. No Biggie!
Than after he asks for the appointment he asked me if i could have sex with him, and i was speachless, i couldn''t say anything. I was like "Sir, than not approaite to be asking me and the answer is No" than he say" Well how about you suck my (beep). Come one for 24,000 dollars you should suck my (beep), i should get something extra. Your gonna make good commision" To this is said again it was not approiate and the answer was no, than to that he said " How about a good hand job while you wear open toe shoes"
messing around around on the phone, but what if he wants joking. Or what if he was outside the funeral home calling me, and siting in his car waiting for someone to come out. The parking lot was empty so you can tell that only one person is there. THAT IS NOT SAFE. Yes, this jerk was just playing around, but what if he really was crazy!



*********VENT OVER***********
O and now my dang laptop is messing up!