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Three elderly men on the park bench are talking about their troubles.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said 60-year-old Bob, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing.”, Ralph said.
“When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
Manny, the 80-year-old said, “Actually, eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Bob.
“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Ralph asked.
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Manny responded.
Puzzled with this, Bob said, “Let’s get this straight, you pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m.
So what’s so tough about being 80?”
Manny sighs and says, “I don’t wake up until 7.”
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said 60-year-old Bob, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing.”, Ralph said.
“When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
Manny, the 80-year-old said, “Actually, eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Bob.
“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Ralph asked.
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Manny responded.
Puzzled with this, Bob said, “Let’s get this straight, you pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m.
So what’s so tough about being 80?”
Manny sighs and says, “I don’t wake up until 7.”
But hey what's the alternative right?
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