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Super_Ideal_Rock
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i hope this is not a dup. a friend sent it to me and its the first time i''ve seen it.
mz
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable
programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but
to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to
download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works
as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the
applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will
download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all
your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
mz
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable
programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but
to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to
download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works
as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the
applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will
download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all
your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support