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Madam Bijoux

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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

(The paper put in a correction the next day.)
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that''s taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing'' lazy so-and-so''s!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

(It might have that effect.)

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If Strike Isn''t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

(Who''d a thunk it?)

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there''s something stronger than duct tape?


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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren''t they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That''s what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

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Irishgrrrl

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ROFL! Madam, thanks for posting this! Too funny!!!
 

Clairitek

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MB- are the comments under the headlines yours?

This is so funny. Thanks for posting.
 

Madam Bijoux

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Hi, Clairitek.

The comments under the headlines aren''t mine - I got them in an e-mail from a friend.
 

Lorelei

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I know, they really make you wonder.....
 

Diamond*Dana

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Lol, those are pretty funny!
 

Definitely. Maybe

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hahaha these are great! I love watching when Jay Leno (i think?) does the funny ads. Thanks for the laugh! :)
 

DiamanteBlu

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ROTFL!
 

Brown.Eyed.Girl

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LMAO!
 

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hahahaha those are funny! I''ve gotten that email a couple times but it always makes me laugh! It does remind me of Jay Leno''s headlines! I always got a kick out of the headlines and the married names.
 
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