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niceice

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Heard this one the other day and it made us laugh...

Read it with a backwoods country twang...

"How do you know when you''re staying in a motel room in Arkansas?"

"You call the front desk to say you''ve gotta leak in the sink and they say go ahead!"
 

Iceman

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A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is
> done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that
> there is no money left.
>
> The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days
> before he died. How could you be broke?"
>
> The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,000. And of course, I had
> to make the obligatory donation to the church, so that was another $2,000.
> The rest went for the memorial stone."
>
> The friend says, "$12,000 for the memorial stone? My goodness, how big was
> it?
>
> The widow says, "Two carats."
>
 

niceice

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A woman drops dead during dinner and her husband quickly calls 9-1-1 for an ambulance...

The man, obviously upset tries to explain the situation to the dispatcher who says "don't worry sir, we'll take care of it, what is your address?

The man mumbles that he lives at 423
Eucalyptus Street...

The dispatcher says "I'm sorry sir, I couldn't quite hear you, can you spell that?"

The man says "E-U-C... Uh, how about if I just carry her to Oak?"
 

Richard Sherwood

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Is a golf joke appropriate here?

A golfer was telling his friend about the upsetting event of "Harry" dying at the ninth hole.

"Oh my gosh" the friend said, "that must have been awful!"

"Yeah, it was pretty rough" the golfer replied. "It was.....hit the ball, drag Harry.....hit the ball, drag Harry..."
 

Iceman

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Why do Gorillas have big noses?


That's because they have big fingers
 
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