Funny Autocorrects

[kenny]

I don't text but apparently the phones have a feature that automatically corrects spelling errors.
I've been told that sometimes they don't work too well because they guess the wrong word.

Very NSFW

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

 

[sonnyjane]

I've been following that site for almost a year now and it never fails to bring me to tears laughing. I just got my friend the book featuring some of the best ones for Christmas.

 

[JewelFreak]

Tears rolling down my face! I'm gonna wake DH up haw-hawing my head off. Thanks, Kenny, you started my day off just right!

--- Laurie

 

[Enerchi]

I love that site! It cracks me up everytime - i can barely get thru a page before tears stream down my face!!! And I do get VERY frustrated with the autocorrect on my iPhone... it ends up sending texts that my husband replies with "Avatar??"- meaning - "WTH did you just say???"

 

[Novel]

I love these, every time. Somehow despite all the dirty ones, the kitten one is my favorite! And auto cucumber. Auto cucumber!

 

[Fly Girl]

DH just came out to see what I was laughing at. Thanks for posting, Kenny.

My biggest problem with auto correct was when I picked up new license plates for his car, and tried to send him the new number. It kept changing "EPK" to "ELK". I finally had to put in spaces between every letter, and I sent him a photo of the new plates for good measure.

Stupid auto correct.

 

[Imdanny]

Urg, my computer's broken so everything I do is autocorrected.

 

[shortstack]

My husband took an important work call as my mom and I were laughing hysterically in her kitchen. His co-worker heard us laughing and screaming the autocorrected version of..ahem...shaved pork. Now he probably thinks I suffer from TS. My poor husband.

To make matters worse, I sent the following to GOG this afternoon:

I keep going back and forth between either AVR or a$$ her studs with halos.

GOG - I was beginning to wonder about you....LOL! (this response came after I apologized)

Don't know how my iPhone got that from asscher! Sooooo

 

[Amys Bling]

Haha. The other day I went to type ooops! to my sister and it autocorrected it to poops! Lol.