Fess up - do you have a secret snack stash?

[Austina]

My DH is getting through the dark chocolate stash DS ordered for him, me, I don’t like chocolate, so no stash here.

 

[missy]

My DH is getting through the dark chocolate stash DS ordered for him, me, I don’t like chocolate, so no stash here.

Ice cream soon perhaps? You’ll have room for it soon. Lol you know I just got 30 pints of ice cream delivered.

Which will last me 30 days.

 

[elizat]

I only kind of "hide things" when it's our week with the 13 year old. He has a tendency to eat it all. We go through a whole family size pack of Oreos in 3-4 days when he's here. He eats an entire loaf of bread in 2 to 2.5 days.

His diet is basically pb and j, toast, eggs, Oreos and chicken fingers and fries. We've tried to expand his options, but he refuses.

 

[stracci2000]

One day I was searching for a hole punch in DH's office,
and found several cans of Pringles hidden in a cabinet!!

 

[pearaffair]

Awwww

Try searching online every day. Things are getting restocked.Many sites were out of my chocolate but then I found it online at a vitamin store!

Good luck.

Missy you are so sweet but don’t worry about me- I assure you that even the most basic effort on my part would result in good snacks lol

Love the new ideas though!

 

[anne_h]

@anne_h omg to your critical guest who snoops. If I had a guest like that they wouldn’t be welcome here too often.

However, I agree path of least resistance is best and yes hide it all. Not worth the energy to explain to your guest. But it’s none of her business!

Thanks @missy! This guest is someone I have a very familiar relationship with, and they have my permission to dig around my kitchen. That said, if I happen to have any of my most prized snacks around, I will definitely hide them before this person comes over. No mercy!!! lol

 

[Arcadian]

He's the one with the crazy sweet tooth. I usually crave something crunchy, "salty" and/or Spicy. and as I ramp up on my hormones (which is going really great!) I've noticed a certain craving for hot ass spicy is constant.

Yesterday I gave in, I said "EFF IT" and ate an entire bag of Dinamita...WTF did I do that for? Today at 3am I woke up, thought I was having a heart attack at first. No, its them hot ass chips! and my backend is on fire y'all....

It was good tho.

 

[Dee*Jay]

I'm glad to see I'm not alone in this! Some of these responses are hilarious -- and the hiding places are clever! LOL on the greek yogurt.

Yssie, would you please check and see if your fat happy mice are wearing a diamond necklace? If so, it's the one I hid away and now can't find so I'm hoping it turns up with your treats because I've looked everywhere here I can think of!

 

[lyra]

Yes I have a supply. They are only for me, but they're in plain sight. Low brow chocolate and salty things. I ration myself. I did get Turtle minis for MD. Lol. Apparently regular sized Turtles are not available. I am NOT picky about this stuff. And it's purely a ridiculous comfort thing for me. I shouldn't be eating any of it!

 

[yssie]

I'm glad to see I'm not alone in this! Some of these responses are hilarious -- and the hiding places are clever! LOL on the greek yogurt.

Yssie, would you please check and see if your fat happy mice are wearing a diamond necklace? If so, it's the one I hid away and now can't find so I'm hoping it turns up with your treats because I've looked everywhere here I can think of!

If I find a fat, happily-sugared mouse wearing a diamond necklace I will box her up and mail her to you without delay, don't you worry love

 

[Dee*Jay]

If I find a fat, happily-sugared mouse wearing a diamond necklace I will box her up and mail her to you without delay, don't you worry love

I knew I could count on you!

 

[jaysonsmom]

I have a secret drawer for MY snacks at work. Usually I keep kind bars, good chocolate that I don’t share.

In all fairness I have 2 large jars of stuff for my coworkers to help themselves to (one is Mini chocolate bars from Halloween, the other is assorted nuts).

 

[MeowMeow]

I did when I was the one doing the grocery shopping! No shame lol. Right now its my husband so no stash lol

 

[GliderPoss]

I don't need to hide my stash anymore but my ex used to absolute obliterate any chocolate or lollies in the house so I would hide stuff. Once he found a pack of lolly snakes in a cake tin about a year after I'd hidden & forgotten about them! He was faux-offended that I felt the need to in the first place but did concede he would have snaffled them if he'd known...

 

[missy]

I don't need to hide my stash anymore but my ex used to absolute obliterate any chocolate or lollies in the house so I would hide stuff. Once he found a pack of lolly snakes in a cake tin about a year after I'd hidden & forgotten about them! He was faux-offended that I felt the need to in the first place but did concede he would have snaffled them if he'd known...

Haha yes I trained my DH very well after a few of my guilty pleasures were commandeered by him. I am much pickier than my DH in what I will eat so he knows now hands off my stash unless I invite him to enjoy. No hiding necessary.

I know it sounds mean I don't share but he really has no shortage of what he likes to eat whereas I am quite discriminating in the snacks I choose.