Best/Worst Pick Up Line

[oddoneout]

On the heels of the "worst date" thread what was the best/worst pick up line you''ve used or had used on you?

 

[whitby_2773]

him: "are you married?"

me: "yes."

him - contemplative look, then...

"happily?"

i had to laugh....

 

[MissMina]

Whitby
You just jogged my memory.
Mine went like this:

"Are you married?"

"Yes"

"Well then can I get on the waiting list?"

 

[whitby_2773]

Date: 3/10/2010 7:57:19 AM
Author: MissMina
Whitby

You just jogged my memory.

Mine went like this:


''Are you married?''


''Yes''


''Well then can I get on the waiting list?''

seriously, you''ve gotta give ''em points for effort...

 

[that_someone_special]

I was wearing this silk scarf thingy as a belt on my jeans. I was with a bunch of girls, at a bar.

This guy walks up to me and says, "Hey, my friend over there wanted me to come over and tell you that we can see your thong."

Me

my hand goes to my butt to feel around to see if anything can be seen. I remember I''m wearing, uh, regular undies. Nothing is showing. He must be drunk and saw my belt.
I tell him, "I''m not wearing one!"

HIm, "Great! Now what kind of drink can I buy you?"

Me, "No thanks."

Him, "No need to be rude."

Yeah... I''m the rude one. Later on his buddy came over and apologized for their comments and asked if they could buy me a drink. Again. hahaha

 

[somethingshiny]

Guys in this area are not so clever.

"Wanna get a pizza and f***?"

"no"

"oh, you don''t like pizza?"


(I have to admit, I use that one on my husband now...)



The other classic for me

"I like that sweater."

"thanks"

"Can I see what''s under it?" (IN all seriousness!!)


Most of the lines used on me revolve around my breasts or a flat out DTD offer...



I will say I''ve used one pick up line on a dare. In high school, one of my various nicknames was Ellie Mae. So, I was dared to go up to this guy and ask, "Wanna wrastle?!?" I wasn''t quite sure what to do when he said yes.



I expect this thread to be hilarious!!

 

[Miss Sparkly]

My DH''s strange version of a pick up line - this is before we were dating

me: you cut your hair
DH: nope

me: yes you did?!

DH: nope!
me; whatever.....

DH: I cut ALL my hairs!

me:

 

[Novel]

When I was a camp counselor -

I''m walking by, eating a lollypop.

Random other male counselor I didn''t know: So, do you suck other things?

 

[MissMina]

It was actually pretty lame, but I met a future boyfriend in a club by going up to him and saying very sincerely "You have the most beautiful hair".
I''ve always had a thing for nice hair.

 

[charbie]

Date: 3/10/2010 9:38:09 AM
Author: MissMina
It was actually pretty lame, but I met a future boyfriend in a club by going up to him and saying very sincerely ''You have the most beautiful hair''.
I''ve always had a thing for nice hair.

THIS IS THE SAME LINE I USED ON MY HUSBAND! he has thick, wavy hair, and at the time we met, i was a little intoxicated (at a bar, in my college town) and had a thing for guys with longer hair. it''s an ongoing joke that we met because of his hair- his brother even based his best man''s speech around my husband''s hair

 

[Irishgrrrl]

DH and I were joking about lame pickup lines just the other day. Here''s one DH told me:

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? ''Cause I can see myself in them!"

 

[princesss]

I''ve never had a TRUE pickup line used on me, but the one that had me rolling was this (I was in college at the time):

Him: So, do you go to *school''s name*?
Me: Yup.
Him: Oh, nice. I go to college to.
Me: Oh, where?
Him: University of Phoenix, so, you know, I take classes online!

He said it like he was soooooo sure it was going to have me swooning. Really, dude? Really?

 

[Strawdermangrl]

Date: 3/10/2010 10:44:24 AM
Author: princesss
I''ve never had a TRUE pickup line used on me, but the one that had me rolling was this (I was in college at the time):

Him: So, do you go to *school''s name*?
Me: Yup.
Him: Oh, nice. I go to college to.
Me: Oh, where?
Him: University of Phoenix, so, you know, I take classes online!

He said it like he was soooooo sure it was going to have me swooning. Really, dude? Really?

bwahahaha.

I think I posted this in the other thread but...

At a party in college, guy comes to the couch I am on and pops his arm around my shoulders.

Him " Hey "
Me *removing arm from my shoulders* "yeah"
Him " Have any kids ?"
Me "....uh, no. "
Him " Want one? "

Smooth operator.

 

[rierie26]

I don''t think I''ve ever had someone throw me a cheesy line or if I have they''ve been quickly forgotten. I will say that I hate when guys catcall/whistle when you pass by them on the street. "Hey what''s up girl?" thrown at me from 3 feet away does not make me swoon. In fact, it makes me cross the street.

 

[jewelz617]

I was getting coffee at Marylou''s once and a guy standing in line with me said "Don''t give her any sugar in that- she''s sweet enough already!"

Not offensive by any means, but still

worthy.

 

[sbde]

on the subway

him: *fumlbling around for some paper* "excuse me, do you have a pen i could borrow?"
me: "sure, here you go"
him: *gets ready to write on the paper with my pen* "thanks, i needed something to write your number down with"

haha, i thought it was cute, but no he didn''t get my number.

 

[charbie]

Remember in napoleon dynamite, when napoleon says, " are you drinking skim milk bc you think you''re fat? Bc you''re not. You could drink 2%."

Well, I was at a bar and a guy said, "are you drinking bud light bc you think you''re fat? Bc you''re not. You could drink budweiser."

Gotta give him props on the opener, but please!

 

[Steel]

Worst:

"I can go all night"

I still laugh about it almost 15 years later.

 

[Maisie]

The worst I have heard was ''Get your coat, you''ve pulled''

 

[yssie]

Date: 3/10/2010 7:51:11 AM
Author: whitby_2773
him: ''are you married?''

me: ''yes.''

him - contemplative look, then...

''happily?''

i had to laugh....

hehe that''s cute

 

[monarch64]

I try my hardest to be intimidating and unapproachable, but it doesn''t always work. One of my all-time favorite pick-up line disasters went something like this:

Him: You''re gorgeous. You''re an angel. How does someone like me get to know someone like you? You''re stunning/beautiful/blahblahblah.

Me: Not a chance.

Him: Well, you''re kind of fat anyway.

I laugh about that every time I think about it!

 

[monarch64]

Date: 3/10/2010 12:18:37 PM
Author: Kitcha
I don''t think I''ve ever had someone throw me a cheesy line or if I have they''ve been quickly forgotten. I will say that I hate when guys catcall/whistle when you pass by them on the street. ''Hey what''s up girl?'' thrown at me from 3 feet away does not make me swoon. In fact, it makes me cross the street.

One of my favorite things to do when driving is to honk, wave, and yell the same sorts of things at construction workers from my vehicle. They are completely caught off-guard but then they eat it up. It''s hilarious. I do it every chance I get. I figure construction workers need cat-call love too.

 

[Porridge]

Him: I have a blue toothbrush. How about you?

I had to laugh.


This one totally threw me. Warning, potentially offensive! Look away now if sensitive!!

Him: (Eying up my belly) Do you wanna go halves on a b@stard?
Me:

Minutes later, when the shock finally passed, I found it hysterical.


Neither of these got my number.

 

[monarch64]

Porridge, that "halves on a bastard" one is PRICELESS!!!! That sort of humor is right up my alley, though. I think I would''ve given him my number!

 

[PumpkinPie]

such a funny thread to read as my relaxation time before bed - I love it and I''m totally hoping I have a dream incorporating at least one of these tonight!

 

[VRBeauty]

At the grocery store... a guy asked me about some variety of fish so I made some noncommital comment passing on what little I knew about it...

then he asked...

Do you want to come cook this for me?

uhm... no!

 

[that_someone_special]

Ohhh I just remembered my favorite one yet. This one left me feeling grossed out.
It was a friends bachelorette party and we were all dressed in 80''s clothing (cute, I know ) But anyway, I have a large... chest... and I was wearing for a revealing shirt. It was not to meet guys, but to just hang-out with friends and look ridiculous. Anyway, bar closing time came and we all shuffle outside talking in the parking lot before we go our own ways. A friend, let''s call her Blondie, started chatting up these guys. She''s MARRIED, but doesn''t wear rings. She is plastered drunk and decides she''s going home with them!!! I go to get her, to bring her back to the group and I stop like I dunno... 5.. 6... feet from the guys. I tell her we''re going, and Guy 1 says, "OH MY GOD... you''ve got... great.... milk..." And at this point he lifts his hands up to where my chest would be, (but in front of him, not on me) and starts pretend rubbing them!! He wanted both me and her to come home with him and his friend. UH. NO.

I never wore that shirt again. Actually, I rarely wear anything that shows cleavage anymore... I just don''t want that kind of attention ever again.

 

[PumpkinPie]

sadly none of these lines made it into my dreams last night - but I did dream about having twins (didn`t know I was pregnant) in a possessed hotel...hmmm

 

[rierie26]

LOL. Some of these are too funny!

Date: 3/11/2010 1:52:59 AM
Author: swedish bean
Ohhh I just remembered my favorite one yet. This one left me feeling grossed out.
It was a friends bachelorette party and we were all dressed in 80''s clothing (cute, I know ) But anyway, I have a large... chest... and I was wearing for a revealing shirt. It was not to meet guys, but to just hang-out with friends and look ridiculous. Anyway, bar closing time came and we all shuffle outside talking in the parking lot before we go our own ways. A friend, let''s call her Blondie, started chatting up these guys. She''s MARRIED, but doesn''t wear rings. She is plastered drunk and decides she''s going home with them!!! I go to get her, to bring her back to the group and I stop like I dunno... 5.. 6... feet from the guys. I tell her we''re going, and Guy 1 says, ''OH MY GOD... you''ve got... great.... milk...'' And at this point he lifts his hands up to where my chest would be, (but in front of him, not on me) and starts pretend rubbing them!! He wanted both me and her to come home with him and his friend. UH. NO.

I never wore that shirt again. Actually, I rarely wear anything that shows cleavage anymore... I just don''t want that kind of attention ever again.

Now I''ve got one! LOL. This triggered a memory.

I have a...erm...large chest as well and in my younger, flashier, look-at-me days, I tried to wear shirts that showed off the girls. (Sad, I know -hey, I was young and silly). Anyway freshman year at college, a big co-ed group of us dressed up for Halloween to go out partying. I don''t exactly remember what I was dressed up as but I do remember I had on a low cut ice blue tank top and had stars or glitter or something as a decoration. One of the guys in our group blurted out loud enough for everyone to hear, "Damn, you''ve got a galaxy!"

 

[princesss]

Date: 3/10/2010 7:31:55 PM
Author: monarch64
Porridge, that ''halves on a bastard'' one is PRICELESS!!!! That sort of humor is right up my alley, though. I think I would''ve given him my number!

Agreed. If I was single, I''d definitely be talking to that guy. SO funny!