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Anybody you want to tell... Get Over IT! (Part II)

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dear younger sister-
you are irresponsible, and mom is tired of dealing with you and your mess. no, you cannot quit your job and go hike the appalacian trail. you are still on a suspended driver''s license with only work priveleges. and smoking a pack a day isn''t going to fly. plus you will prbably keel over and die since you are so out of shape. you owe over $20,000 in loans and pay nothing to mom, yet just last month she spent $600 getting your car fixed so you can at least get to work . do your laundry instead of buying new clothes and hiking stuff. mom will kick you out if you don''t start respecting her, and you ae NOT going to hike the trail, so GET OVER IT!

(wow, i feel good.)
 
Dear friend,

When you ask me about my wedding plans, and I tell you that I am eloping and having a reception later, it is not the appropriate time to ''get all judgy''.

Questions like: ''What kind of wedding gift do you get for someone who doesn''t want to invite you to their wedding?'' make me want to uninvite you. Actually, I haven''t even sent the invites or STD''s yet, so that won''t even be hard! I invited you to celebrate with us, that''s it. We''re not registered, and I don''t remember asking you for a gift. Feel free to go back to tallying your own gift list, I mean, guestlist, and GET OVER IT!
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I could also go without the moral outrage about not having our families at our wedding ceremony. I''ve actually put a lot of time, thought and planning into our ceremonies, just like you, and our wedding, and reception will perfectly reflect the desires that we wish to convey... with or without your approval. GET OVER YOURSELF!



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Better now.
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Trill--- For the life of me... I can''t figure out why you are eloping?
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Date: 3/25/2010 4:50:53 PM
Author: meresal
Trill--- For the life of me... I can''t figure out why you are eloping?
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oh, I''m the Anti-christ. I don''t usually tell people, but, yeah, that''s me. I hate everything good, loving and civil, like weddings, families and babies.
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And kittens. And even those cute dwarf squirrels from the other thread.

And I work for whatever cell phone company that you personally have... I''m the one that drops all of your calls.

Yup. Me.
 
Date: 3/25/2010 4:56:23 PM
Author: trillionaire

Date: 3/25/2010 4:50:53 PM
Author: meresal
Trill--- For the life of me... I can''t figure out why you are eloping?
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oh, I''m the Anti-christ. I don''t usually tell people, but, yeah, that''s me. I hate everything good, loving and civil, like weddings, families and babies.
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And kittens. And even those cute dwarf squirrels from the other thread.

And I work for whatever cell phone company that you personally have... I''m the one that drops all of your calls.

Yup. Me.
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In all seriousness... sorry about the irritating comments. I would totally elope if I were you! Enjoy every minute of it!
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Date: 3/25/2010 4:59:22 PM
Author: meresal

Date: 3/25/2010 4:56:23 PM
Author: trillionaire


Date: 3/25/2010 4:50:53 PM
Author: meresal
Trill--- For the life of me... I can''t figure out why you are eloping?
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oh, I''m the Anti-christ. I don''t usually tell people, but, yeah, that''s me. I hate everything good, loving and civil, like weddings, families and babies.
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And kittens. And even those cute dwarf squirrels from the other thread.

And I work for whatever cell phone company that you personally have... I''m the one that drops all of your calls.

Yup. Me.
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In all seriousness... sorry about the irritating comments. I would totally elope if I were you! Enjoy every minute of it!
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I''m really excited about eloping, honestly, the only thing that makes me sad is that I have to wait another 6 months!!!
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And most of the time, the comments are only mildly annoying, but this was from another bride and she was really coming off as holier than thou! Something along the lines of ''yeah, there are some people that I could do without, but I would NEVER think of not including my parents!... Really? Cool. Can you point out all of the people that you could do without so that I can ask them how they feel about that?
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I don''t need your approval, but I also don''t need your grief.
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*sigh* I love my friends... I love my friends... I...
 
Dear outside observers,

I realize that 5 years is a long time to be dating somebody. I really do. But what the HECK makes you think it''s appropriate to say something like, "Oh, honey! It''s time for a RING!" Don''t you think if it was time for a ring I''d have one?

Then you same, annoying people suddenly praise me for not being engaged/married when you remember how old I am/what my BF does (he''s a waiter - it''s not glamourous, but it''s honest work). Suddenly I''m smart for not getting hitched.

So, instead of making complete fools out of yourselves, how about you just keep your comments about my relationship to yourself, mmmkay?
 
Trillionaire, I eloped too and my dad hasn''t let me hear the end of it. He made a snarky comment at Christmas and I said "Yes Dad, I am the one who got married, it wasn''t about YOU!"

I''m sorry that I didn''t want the pressure of a big wedding. I really didn''t want all that. I just wanted to get married. Why do some people find that so weird?
 
Princess - I''m at four years, and I''m on your exact boat.

I''ve been having nightmares about my mother and grandmother planning some last minute rushed wedding for me and it''s the exact opposite of what I want, and none of my friends are there and they''re determined I''m getting married RIGHT THEN.
 
The divorce thread made me think about mine!

Dad- you and mom have been divorced for 9 years now. You two grew apart, neither did anything to "end" the marriage like cheat, and giving up on the marriage and getting a divorce was YOUR ultimate decision. You two have both moved on, dated other people, and are much happier on your own. Mom is fine with you and would actually like to be friendly with you for the sake of me and my brother, but you harbor such anger and hatred towards her for pretty much no good reason that you don''t want to ever be in a situation where you have to interact with her. That means you put your stupid anger ahead of things like your son''s and daughter''s weddings and the birth of your first grandchild. Stupid. Get over it!
 
Date: 3/25/2010 5:53:43 PM
Author: PinkAsscher678
Trillionaire, I eloped too and my dad hasn't let me hear the end of it. He made a snarky comment at Christmas and I said 'Yes Dad, I am the one who got married, it wasn't about YOU!'

I'm sorry that I didn't want the pressure of a big wedding. I really didn't want all that. I just wanted to get married. Why do some people find that so weird?
Well, at least I get to hear about it for the rest of my life!
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I really don't understand why everyone wants to turn you into the big bad wolf for not having a traditional wedding...
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Dear Self,

Yes, writing a paper is no fun. But, it has to be written, and its either now or its going to be at 2am. Or, its going to be the night before, and its not going to sound good, and its going to be embarrassing to have a whole class review a paper that clearly has been barely edited since the last draft. Yes, opening the word doc and making coffee is progress, but its not writing! No, you may not clean or do some other "productive" activity that is not writing. No more PS tonight, not even on a break. You need to write this paper...get over it!!
 
This is fun and I have a lot!!!

Dear new puppy-

You are very cute and I love you a lot, but when you pee in the house 30 minutes after I take you out, it makes me really unhappy.

Dear DH-

Just because you took a week off to take care of the puppy doesn''t mean I get to come home to a messy house. When the puppy is sleeping, clean up a bit. I will be keeping this in mind when we have children and I am on maternity leave...I get a free pass from housework
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Dear facebook "friends"

I don''t care that your child pooped in the toliet today. I don''t care that you will be ''trying'' for a baby this summer. Facebook is not your diary, please keep all ''private'' things to yourself!!!

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Oh meeeee...

Dear DH,
I know I sneeze many, many times in a row, but would it kill you just to say "bless you" instead of ...nothing...? You know it''s the little pleasantries that will keep us from eventually killing each other, right?

Dear prospective employers,
Don''t you know how great I am and how likely it is that I will be snatched up at any moment, and you will miss the boat?! Get over this whole "doing your job" thing and offer me a large salary and a great job already!!!

Dear a$$,
I know you have become very attached to the couch, but GET OVER IT already--make the tiniest bit of effort and get to the gym! It''s literally ONE BLOCK AWAY. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES!

::sigh:: thanks, meresal!
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Date: 3/25/2010 9:17:43 PM
Author: alli_esq
Oh meeeee...


Dear a$$,
I know you have become very attached to the couch, but GET OVER IT already--make the tiniest bit of effort and get to the gym! It''s literally ONE BLOCK AWAY. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES!
Erm, could you CC my @$$ on that one too?
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Thanks
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Dear Facebook Friend,

I really like you IRL, but when, at 25 years old, you still PoSt YoUr StAtUs LiKe ThIs, it makes me want to unfriend you. So type like a normal person, please...you are an adult now...GET OVER IT. TIA!

Love,
VC
 
Dear purselover, you can''t control other people''s thoughts/actions you can only control your own and how you react to them, so please get over it!

Dear DH, I know you thought you were being sweet by buying those theater tickets, and while I''ll go - I''m not looking forward to it, you shouldn''t have bought tickets without discussing it with me, so please get over it! And while we''re at it I will not apologize for implying you are stingy, complaining about a 3% tax increase to help others does in fact make you stingy in my mind - again get over it!

Dear creepy guy on the subway - stare/leer at me for one more second and I will be forced to scream "stranger danger" and then you will need to get over it.
 
Dear creepy guy that was sitting next to my car at the red light. Please don''t whistle and make rude gestures at me or any other woman, especially when their young children are in the car with them. Has this method ever worked to get a date with a woman? GET OVER IT and realize that you might have to actually take a shower, put on clean clothes, and talk to women like they are human beings before they will respond to you in a positive way!
 
Date: 3/26/2010 10:44:19 AM
Author: FL Steph
Dear creepy guy that was sitting next to my car at the red light. Please don''t whistle and make rude gestures at me or any other woman, especially when their young children are in the car with them. Has this method ever worked to get a date with a woman? GET OVER IT and realize that you might have to actually take a shower, put on clean clothes, and talk to women like they are human beings before they will respond to you in a positive way!
Ugh that''s just gross.
 
I love this thread--I was going to post yesterday, but gave myself a day to "get over" my own feelings. They''re still on my mind today, however, so I''m hoping that they can migrate from my mind into the internet world.

Dear body, I love Reese''s Peanut Butter Eggs and 10 years ago you allowed me to eat them to my heart''s content without changing your shape. Why have you become so crotchety about my diet? You previously allowed me no boundaries and now all of a sudden you are changing the rules. I like the stupid eggs, so get over it!

Dear self, you gained five pounds because you did not display any self control and ate way too many Reese''s Peanut Butter Eggs. Get over it.

DH, I love you to pieces and I know that buying a house is stressful but if you were really ready to buy a house it wouldn''t take seven months. You are making me question the source of your fear and that is not a good place for me. We''re married, we''re stable we''re happy, there is nothing to fear, so just get over it.
 
Date: 3/25/2010 10:13:17 PM
Author: vc10um
Dear Facebook Friend,


I really like you IRL, but when, at 25 years old, you still PoSt YoUr StAtUs LiKe ThIs, it makes me want to unfriend you. So type like a normal person, please...you are an adult now...GET OVER IT. TIA!


Love,

VC

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Agreed.
 
Dear annoying co-worker,

I know we don''t have much work to do. I know you are incapable of finding something to do on your own. I know I am the admin, and usually dole out the work. But I have NOTHING right now, so staring at me hopefully or bugging me forty thousand times for work will not make it magically appear. I CANNOT PULL IT OUT OF MY @$$. SO GET OVER IT!

P.S. Not to mention you are creepy and I hate the way you look at me anyway. My rack and belly are NOT there for your entertainment. GET OVER IT.
 
Dear co-worker in the office next to mine,

I know I''m a little loud on the phone but it''s part of my shtick. I''m in sales, remember? Anyway, if I have anything important to say I''ll close my door but in the meantime, will you stop listening to my conversations and COMMENTING ON THEM?! I don''t care that you can hear me, I just don''t want to know that you can hear me. And don''t assume that I''m listening to your conversations because first of all, I''ve mastered the art of "tuning out" and secondly, I couldn''t care less what you have to say because you suck at what you do! And how come you NEVER laugh??? Get over yourself. NOW.
 
Dear Friday
I completely understand that you have dominion over the time, and you can make it go by fast or slow. I realize that you making time pass slowly can be tortuous... I really don''t need an example. Please stop your cruel joke and GET OVER IT.
 
Dear me,
You know that there are only six weeks left in the semester and that you have A LOT of work to do in that time. Yet, you are knowingly and willfully being lazy. This may feel nice now, but a month from now you''ll be cursing yourself. You know this, so GET OVER IT and write the blasted paper NOW!
 
Dear Puppy - Just because I get up to feed the baby at 4 am, it does not mean that it is time for you to go out. You have been going out at 6:45 since we got you 2 years ago, so I know you do not need to go out. I am tired and all the whining in the world is not going to get you a walk at 4 am. So get back in bed and GET OVER IT.

Dear stomach - Baby is almost 5 months old. Your extra fat is no longer needed or wanted. Please go away. Also, please stop making me crave chocolate so that you will go away. If you could do this before I go to Florida next month and have to put on a swimsuit, I''d appreciate it.
 
Date: 3/26/2010 2:16:39 PM
Author: Octavia
Dear me,
You know that there are only six weeks left in the semester and that you have A LOT of work to do in that time. Yet, you are knowingly and willfully being lazy. This may feel nice now, but a month from now you''ll be cursing yourself. You know this, so GET OVER IT and write the blasted paper NOW!
Dear me,
Read the words above and try to internalise them a little. This applies to you too.
 
Dear friend,

I love you. I really do. But if you''re not careful with your BC, you can''t expect me to keep up the same level of concern after multiple pregnancy scares. I''ve offered to give you my GYN''s number because he''ll give you the BC you want. But instead, you''re lazy and you''re probably going to end up with a baby. Either shut up or do something about it.

Your future baby shower host,
princesss
 
Oh Princess, I have a friend like that too.

Dear Apartment Neighbors-

It's not cool to smoke marijuana and reek up the whole apartment, then go outside and proceed to play hackey sack and yell as well as belch and scream. You are super annoying.

Dear upstairs neighbor- YOUR DOG IS ANNOYING. GIVE IT MORE ATTENTION AND IT WILL STOP BARKING.

Dear self (warning, pity post ahead)-

You are not good enough to get the internship this summer, and the girl you hate in your class who took her ex-friend on a national judge show is- SUCK IT UP and get over it!
(uh but I hate her soooo much, and I don't dislike many people)

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Dear Trill,

It''s a beautiful day, and you have nothing to complain about.

GET OVER IT!
 
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