Anybody you want to tell... Get Over IT! (Part II)

[elrohwen]

Dear Otto,

You need to have your nails trimmed every month. Squirming and kicking gets you out of it for a few minutes, but then I have to take you to the vet which is way scarier. And costs me $15. So please hold still and save mommy $15. Being held is not the end of the world, so get over it!

Oh, and stop pushing my feet with your nose. They are not in your way. It''s my house and I will put my feet where I want to put them - get over it!

 

[whitby_2773]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:21:34 PM
Author: fiery
Why is this thread making me hungry?


I want Vietnamese because it was mentioned.


Fat rolls remind me of egg roll so now I want that.


But why do I want cake??

ah yes! cake! the universal answer to "I''m not getting enough...."

for eg;

"i''m not getting enough praise in my job! Aaaaaahhhh - cake!"

"I''m not getting enough money! ah yes! but i can afford....cake!"

"I''m not getting enough sex! ooooohhhh solace...cake!!" (sadly, how much cake you have at this point is directly and inversely related to how much sex one is getting....)


and that old chestnut....

"I''m not getting enough cake! AAAAAHHHH - CAKE!!"

i totally love cake....

 

[Keepingthefaith21]

Dear Hubby:
Just because you are on vacation from work doesn''t mean you are on vacation from keeping the house in order whilst I am away at my VERY stressful and demanding job for 12-14 hours a day. Pick up after yourself and pitch in a bit - it sucks being the one who has to work while the other sits about lazily for a week. Yes, I am stressed and cranky and you are not helping right now. I know you are on vacation but GET OVER IT!


Dear Friend:
Stop and ask yourself why you need to solicit friendship for your wife from other ladies in your circle of friends. Seriously. Stop. Think about it. Think about the fact that you have been married for almost 2 years and ask yourself why no one has befriended her on their own. Don''t you dare say we haven''t tried. I tried. For a year. There are a lot of reasons why your wife does not have any friends but the bottm line is it''s not up to us, your innocent by-standing friends, to be persuaded to spend what little free time we have with someone who has never bothered with us (unless, of course, she wants something from us).

Oh and for the record, no one cares that you are trying to get pregnant so tell your wife to stop posting about "procreating" on her Facebook page. Trying to get pregnant, much like choices in friends, is a personal matter. I have no empathy or sympathy for your wife''s lack of friends as I know there are reasons for it. Oh and for the record, several people are wondering how you plan to pay for your child when the only other topic most frequently exposed on Facebook (once again, courtesy of your wife) are your mounting money problems. GET OVER IT. BOTH OF YOU!

 

[CasaBlanca]

Here you go Meresal...(print all you want!)

VIOLA! I have learned to copy before deleting...(my post looked funny left there in the first thread, all alone, without an explanation, don't you think? People already know me as a dingbat, don't need to add more material for confirmation).

DUECE:

I love the name...

We adopted one wild critter when it's mother was killed, then hubby went back within 10 minutes, to the same spot and noticed a second orphan...hence the second critter was "Duece". Yes, we had to explain it every time someone new heard it. But years later...people still ask about our beloved "Duece".

I so applaud the choice for a human baby...kid...and adult. It will make others "say WHAT?" You have to agree with that...but he is going to stand out from a crowd of just ho hums...BORING same ol same ol-

I, II, V, then Juniors, Repeat, Copy, Radar, Dittos, and Version 2.0, etc.

So, get a thick skin...let it roll off your back...and just wait for years of interest in your choice. Cuz it rocks! And tell your hubby his creativity rocks "TWO"...er I mean DUECE! Pun intended!


PS...M, why not just tell the opposition you reconsidered and want to use SP2, or 2.0...really get them riled up they will loose sight of the cool "DUECE" and you will recapture your peace, until official form filling out time-when it truly is between your husband and YOU!

 

[LtlFirecracker]

Dear Headache,

It has been about 24 hours since your unwelcome visit, but it is time to go. Maybe it is my fault for eating that dried pineapple with the "sulfur" preservative, but they are oh so good.... anyways, you kept me up last night, and returned early in the morning and have not left all day despite the fact I tried to kill you off with motrin, tylenol and caffeine. My tactics knocked you down, but not out. You have made your presence known, now GO AWAY!

 

[trillionaire]

Dos Mas...


Dear Dad,

You are not invited to my wedding, you are invited to my reception, along with everyone else. Stop throwing tantrums, asking me about plane tickets, and trying to manipulate FI into making us change our minds. I love you, but we are eloping. GET OVER IT.


Dear Self,

Complain all you want about the dog misbehaving... most of it is probably your fault for not getting her enough exercise. Going to the dog park all the time is a cop-out. She needs to run and walk too. Get over it.

 

[portia]

Dear Haley,

You only get fed wet food once a day. No more, no less. Every.Day. You have all the dry food you''ll ever want to eat. So stop whining at me and Get.Over.It!!!

Speaking of whining... where''s my wine?! [Trots off to kitchen]

 

[dragonfly411]

Dear Self,
Stop thinking about what you are thinking about. You are torturing yourself, and it is only going to make your life miserable.. and for what? Nothing.

Go eat some Ice Cream


AND GET OVER IT.

 

[LtlFirecracker]

Date: 3/24/2010 9:55:05 PM
Author: portia

Dear Haley,

You only get fed wet food once a day. No more, no less. Every.Day. You have all the dry food you''ll ever want to eat. So stop whining at me and Get.Over.It!!!

Speaking of whining... where''s my wine?! [Trots off to kitchen]

Wow, you cats have nothing to wine about, mine only get it once a week!

 

[meresal]

These are cracking me up... and yummm, cake.

 

[portia]

Date: 3/24/2010 10:47:22 PM
Author: LtlFirecracker

Date: 3/24/2010 9:55:05 PM
Author: portia

Dear Haley,

You only get fed wet food once a day. No more, no less. Every.Day. You have all the dry food you''ll ever want to eat. So stop whining at me and Get.Over.It!!!

Speaking of whining... where''s my wine?! [Trots off to kitchen]

Wow, you cats have nothing to wine about, mine only get it once a week!

LOL! Well, it''s only one of our cats that is the problem. My DH cooked some chicken for lunch and the little beyotch stole it! And then she meowed and whined for food tonight to the point of me losing it. She''s a complete spaz about food! Every night at feeding time she acts like she hasn''t eaten in a week.

 

[trillionaire]

To the looney toons who are threatening our gov''t officials, hurling racial, sexual and/or homophobic epithets, spitting on people, faxing nooses and other out of control non-sense...

Yes, it''s frustrating when you don''t get your way. Now put on your big kid pants and GET OVER IT. Or get constructive... threats and violence make me hope you GET ARRESTED! For terrorist acts against the United States of America.

 

[LtlFirecracker]

Date: 3/24/2010 11:20:28 PM
Author: portia

Date: 3/24/2010 10:47:22 PM

Author: LtlFirecracker

Date: 3/24/2010 9:55:05 PM

Author: portia

Dear Haley,

You only get fed wet food once a day. No more, no less. Every.Day. You have all the dry food you''ll ever want to eat. So stop whining at me and Get.Over.It!!!

Speaking of whining... where''s my wine?! [Trots off to kitchen]

Wow, you cats have nothing to wine about, mine only get it once a week!

LOL! Well, it''s only one of our cats that is the problem. My DH cooked some chicken for lunch and the little beyotch stole it! And then she meowed and whined for food tonight to the point of me losing it. She''s a complete spaz about food! Every night at feeding time she acts like she hasn''t eaten in a week.

Sounds like my Burmese and you cat have a lot in common! He is obsessed with food (except of course dry cat food). You cannot leave food unattended without him going after it. He ate my salad once!!! He has eaten FI''s chicken, just like your cat has. If I didn''t keep tight control on him, he would be an obese kitty. I wish I could tell him to "GET OVER IT, the human food is not for you!"

My other cat is fine. She likes wet food and will come over if we are cooking chicken or fish, but one stern look and she puts her head down and walks away.

 

[Madam Bijoux]

Dear Squirrels,

I put out enough bird food to keep every squirrel in town happy. Stop eating my rhododendron buds.

 

[Lynnie]

Dear Friend,
You know I love you, and we''ve been friends since 5th grade, but listen up! I''m sorry your loser boyfriend dumped you. I''ve told you a million times that a man that doesn''t even take care of his child will never be able to put you first. And just because you''ve been dumped and have tons of free time now does not mean I want to spend every waking hour on the phone consoling you. And no, you can''t come over and hang with me & DH. Occasionally, sure. But you''re pushing the envelope. You hate your job? Find a new one. It''s not my fault you flunked out of college and can''t find something that pays better than your waitressing job. And no, I will not wait to get pregnant just because you''re the only one out of our group of friends that doesn''t have her life together. Stop complaining that everyone''s having babies... we''re almost 30 now, that''s usually how life goes. Yeah, your life sucks right now, and I wouldn''t want to be in your shoes if you paid me... so GET OVER IT!!

Dear Patient from last night,
You are cute. I knew that you were forgetful when I got report from the day nurse. You rang the call bell 4 times in the first hour and asked me for something to drink. You can''t drink anything, because you''re going to a procedure in the morning. After about 10 times, it started getting a *little* annoying. After, oh, 30 times, you really started working my nerves. I know you can''t help it. But you can''t drink, so GET OVER IT!!

Dear Midnight,
I know your Mommy (DH) is at work, and you want some lovins... but can''t you see I''m on PS venting here? How come you don''t want lovins from me when DH is home??
I guess I should tell myself to get over that one!

 

[dragonfly411]

Dear self centered, presumptuous Know it all.


You aren''t as great as you think you are. You aren''t as insanely brilliant as you think you are. Get over it.

 

[iheartscience]

Date: 3/25/2010 1:38:45 AM
Author: trillionaire
To the looney toons who are threatening our gov''t officials, hurling racial, sexual and/or homophobic epithets, spitting on people, faxing nooses and other out of control non-sense...



Yes, it''s frustrating when you don''t get your way. Now put on your big kid pants and GET OVER IT. Or get constructive... threats and violence make me hope you GET ARRESTED! For terrorist acts against the United States of America.

You took the words right out of my mouth!

Also-it passed, you "lost" (because every issue these days has to be a win/lose, right?!)-GET OVER IT.

 

[zipzapgirl]

Dear fellow train riders,

I see the couple of you every morning who bypass the line to the back stairway, pretending that you want to go to the front stairway, and then cutting into the line at the last minute as if you were "confused". I know you cut and so does everyone else who just saw your bad acting. There is a line. I stand in it every day. Maybe you have better places to be, but so do I. Get Over It!


Dear guy who told people to throw bricks through windows to protest the passage of health-care,

I know you feel disenchanted, but maybe you weren''t listening in 8th grade civics class when they talked about civil disobedience. It involves peaceful protest, not destruction of property. Democracy means there''s always the possibility that 49% of the populace is going to be unhappy. It can be messy, but it''s currently the best thing we''ve got. Get Over It!

 

[PumpkinPie]

dear transit crowds - if I am on the train, and it is my stop, I must find a way to exit the train. Please stop standing in the way of the door and staring at me as if I am insane or somehow offending you. MOVE. Get over your false sense of importance - to me, the door is important - you are an obstacle. If you don''t move, I will move you.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 3/25/2010 10:22:26 AM
Author: dragonfly411
Dear self centered, presumptuous Know it all.



You aren''t as great as you think you are. You aren''t as insanely brilliant as you think you are. Get over it.

Of course I''m great and insanely brilliant!

 

[dragonfly411]

Date: 3/25/2010 11:41:29 AM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 3/25/2010 10:22:26 AM

Author: dragonfly411

Dear self centered, presumptuous Know it all.




You aren't as great as you think you are. You aren't as insanely brilliant as you think you are. Get over it.

Of course I'm great and insanely brilliant!

I agree, you are hehe

BUT you are not presumptuous, nor self centered (unless you declare yourself self centered like I do myself)

 

[Octavia]

Dear Bar Examiners of a certain state, it is 2010 and computers are ubiquitous. Please explain why I must fill out 30 pages of questions by hand.

Dear hubby, we all have co-workers we don''t like. You are unique in many ways, but that is not one of them. Deal with it.

Dear kitty, you were banished from our room last night because, ever since you learned how to open the closet door, you have been obsessed with it, and you''re insufferably loud. 3 AM is not the time for that. You brought the punishment on yourself, so get over it.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Of course I do!

 

[trillionaire]

Date: 3/25/2010 11:23:56 AM
Author: Maevie
dear transit crowds - if I am on the train, and it is my stop, I must find a way to exit the train. Please stop standing in the way of the door and staring at me as if I am insane or somehow offending you. MOVE. Get over your false sense of importance - to me, the door is important - you are an obstacle. If you don''t move, I will move you.

hahaha!

 

[swimmer]

Date: 3/25/2010 11:13:49 AM
Author: zipzapgirl
Dear fellow train riders,


I see the couple of you every morning who bypass the line to the back stairway, pretending that you want to go to the front stairway, and then cutting into the line at the last minute as if you were ''confused''. I know you cut and so does everyone else who just saw your bad acting. There is a line. I stand in it every day. Maybe you have better places to be, but so do I. Get Over It!



Dear guy who told people to throw bricks through windows to protest the passage of health-care,


I know you feel disenchanted, but maybe you weren''t listening in 8th grade civics class when they talked about civil disobedience. It involves peaceful protest, not destruction of property. Democracy means there''s always the possibility that 49% of the populace is going to be unhappy. It can be messy, but it''s currently the best thing we''ve got. Get Over It!

Ditto all of the above! Do you take the Red Line

 

[PumpkinPie]

Date: 3/25/2010 12:52:18 PM
Author: trillionaire

Date: 3/25/2010 11:23:56 AM

Author: Maevie

dear transit crowds - if I am on the train, and it is my stop, I must find a way to exit the train. Please stop standing in the way of the door and staring at me as if I am insane or somehow offending you. MOVE. Get over your false sense of importance - to me, the door is important - you are an obstacle. If you don''t move, I will move you.

hahaha!

I may only be 5''0 and 100lbs but I WILL be getting off the train! I''m about to head to work - at least today I work a later shift - no rush hour fighting for me.. that waits for tomorrow

 

[LabRatPhD]

Dear Student,

Emailing me 10 times a day asking me to change your exam grade because you weren''t feeling well on the day of the exam is not going to make me compelled to change your grade. No, I do not want to read an extra credit paper written by you because there is also no extra credit opportunity, as stated in the syllabus!! Get over it!!

 

[princesss]

Dear self,

You either get to eat Easter candy and be....fluffy....or you can get some self control and realize you''ll be on the beach in just over a week. So if you can''t suck it up and avoid Easter candy until, you know, EASTER, get over the fact that you''ve got jiggle.

Love,
me

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 3/25/2010 1:09:57 PM
Author: swimmer

Date: 3/25/2010 11:13:49 AM

Author: zipzapgirl

Dear fellow train riders,



I see the couple of you every morning who bypass the line to the back stairway, pretending that you want to go to the front stairway, and then cutting into the line at the last minute as if you were ''confused''. I know you cut and so does everyone else who just saw your bad acting. There is a line. I stand in it every day. Maybe you have better places to be, but so do I. Get Over It!




Dear guy who told people to throw bricks through windows to protest the passage of health-care,



I know you feel disenchanted, but maybe you weren''t listening in 8th grade civics class when they talked about civil disobedience. It involves peaceful protest, not destruction of property. Democracy means there''s always the possibility that 49% of the populace is going to be unhappy. It can be messy, but it''s currently the best thing we''ve got. Get Over It!

Ditto all of the above! Do you take the Red Line

I do not, I repeat I do NOT miss taking the red line!!!!

 

[iota15]

Date: 3/25/2010 1:38:45 AM
Author: trillionaire
To the looney toons who are threatening our gov't officials, hurling racial, sexual and/or homophobic epithets, spitting on people, faxing nooses and other out of control non-sense...

Yes, it's frustrating when you don't get your way. Now put on your big kid pants and GET OVER IT. Or get constructive... threats and violence make me hope you GET ARRESTED! For terrorist acts against the United States of America.

+1 and this looney toon business doesn't make me want to support them. What sane person wants to be associated with that?