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[Karl_K]

What do you get when you mix onions and baked beans?
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tear gas

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
Ketchup.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?

Lettuce
Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely?
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…because they hangout in bunches!

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
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There are too many ears!

What do chickens grow on?
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Eggplants!

and the Grand finally!!!!!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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They’d crack each other up!

 

[monarch64]

@Karl_K I know that tomato joke from Pulp Fiction. I used to tell it when I was in college. Posting the youtube so you can hear the entire joke because whoever shortened it completely ruined it!
The ketchup joke starts at 1:39.

 

[Karl_K]

@Karl_K I know that tomato joke from Pulp Fiction. I used to tell it when I was in college. Posting the youtube so you can hear the entire joke because whoever shortened it completely ruined it!
The ketchup joke starts at 1:39.

otay!