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A vampire/djinn? LOL ebay listings are funny.

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fieryred33143

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Is it weird that as soon as I read "please pay close attention to any events that happen while viewing this auction" I closed it right away.

LOL

P.S. If something scary happens to me tonight while I''m home alone, I''m coming after you Monkey
 

elrohwen

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I got maybe halfway through before my brain gave up.

I did scroll down to the bottom and read about the Dragon Faery.
 

MonkeyPie

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LOL if the djinn gets you, you can blame me!

That listing was ridiculously long. But I had a good giggle for the 1/4 that I actually read!
 

monarch64

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That was funny. I will admit I got a little weirded out by the x-ray...???
 

purrfectpear

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If you have to be so believing and respectful, I wonder how the djinn feel about being sold on eBay
 

FrekeChild

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No kidding PP!!!

Dude. Weird. I particularly liked the feedback emails. OMG!!! Hilarious.

HOW on earth did you find this listing?
 

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I'm with Freke; Monkeypie, how did you find this? My guess is that you were search for either vampire or djinn or maybe haunted-genie-ring. Fess up!
 

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Date: 3/17/2009 3:17:10 PM
Author: elrohwen
I''m with Freke; Monkeypie, how did you find this? My guess is that you were search for either vampire or djinn or maybe haunted-genie-ring. Fess up!
I actually just typed in "ring." LOL it was the listing right at the top!
 

MichelleCarmen

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Date: 3/17/2009 12:52:42 PM
Author: fieryred33143
Is it weird that as soon as I read 'please pay close attention to any events that happen while viewing this auction' I closed it right away.

LOL

P.S. If something scary happens to me tonight while I'm home alone, I'm coming after you Monkey
I'm too superstitious to open the link!
 

Selkie

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LONGEST eBay LISTING EVER. Damn. And yeah, that Dragon Faery? Is the photographer's finger and some hair, I think.

Oh sorry, did I ruin the suspense? Whatever the seller is smoking is working, though. It's up to $70 and has 20 bids?!
 

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Savvymon

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Here''s a little snippet from the listing!!!!

ANCIENT INCARNATE BIRTHRIGHTS...

A BLOODLINE THAT WILL NOT BE DENIED...


IF YOU KNOW IT''S YOU...


TAKE NO CHANCES...


DO NOT LET THIS ESCAPE YOU...


WHO KNOWS HOW MANY LIFETIMES YOU WILL WAIT TO EXPERIENCE THIS AGAIN!


WE DO NOT GET PUREBLOOD DJINN VERY OFTEN SO PAY ATTENTION!


I CANNOT TELL YOU OF THIS JINNI, WITHOUT TELLING YOU HOW THE FORBIDDEN CAME TO BE!


A DESCENDANT OF A BLOODLINE…


A FORBIDDEN BLOODLINE!


A PURE BLOODLINE!


LONG AGO, IN A TIME MUCH DIFFERENT THAN OURS, IT BEGAN. THE SPIRITS TOOK HUMAN FORM, AND WALKED AMONGST US IN A WAR WITH EACH OTHER, IN OUR MIDST, SOME TO PROTECT US, OTHERS TO FEED ON US OR TORTURE OUR SOULS WITH VENGEFUL SPITE SPURRED ON BY WOUNDED PRIDE!


BEWARE!


IF YOU ARE NOT SURE YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF REALITY IN UNIVERSAL POWER…


Hahahahahahahah


The sad thing is someone somewhere will take this seriosly!
 

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That is hilarious!
 
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