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kenny

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Apparently one size does not fit all.

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Oh dear.
 
well now.
 
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Aside from the obvious jokes, it seems like a very serious matter. Doesn't India have an extremely high rate of AIDS? How unfortunate that this issue wasn't publicized/addressed 20 years ago.
 
I''ll never see my doctor quite the same way again
 
The best line is this one:

"Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre."
 
All India needs to do is to get their goods imported from Japan. Problem solved
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*This knowledge was actually gained from dh''s personal experience. We decided to try a well-known Japanese brand once, and dh found that is was uncomfortably snug haha...(boy am I going to get +++++++for this one, and we''re going diamond shopping this weekend
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Good heavens.

It seems like this should have been addressed decades ago.
 
Date: 5/27/2010 7:49:53 PM
Author: dreamer_d
The best line is this one:

'Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.'
was this before or after....
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i don't know that word
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Date: 5/27/2010 7:26:05 PM
Author: MissMina
I''ll never see my doctor quite the same way again
Me, either!

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indian guys around the world will have a harder time getting dates. No pun intended.
 
Perhaps a solution has been reached - this article is from 2006!
 
Date: 5/28/2010 12:35:04 PM
Author: luv2sparkle
indian guys around the world will have a harder time getting dates. No pun intended.
but remember ...SIZE means nothing if IT doesn''t perform.
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3 to 5cm = about 1.25 to 2 inches -- Seriously??
 
Date: 5/30/2010 8:48:27 PM
Author: HVVS
3 to 5cm = about 1.25 to 2 inches -- Seriously??

That''s what she said.
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I KNOW we have Indian women on here....no comments?
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Date: 5/31/2010 1:48:00 PM
Author: AprilBaby
I KNOW we have Indian women on here....no comments?
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I haven''t dated any, so I wouldn''t know
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LOL!!!!

as my other half is indian, i feel obliged to say that the standard size is *ahem* rather too snug for him
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so he seems to be outside the normal distribution...

however, i completely agree with DF that it is certainly not size but what you do with it that REALLY matters. kama sutra anyone?
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Date: 5/31/2010 5:12:58 PM
Author: luckynumber
LOL!!!!

as my other half is indian, i feel obliged to say that the standard size is *ahem* rather too snug for him
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so he seems to be outside the normal distribution...

however, i completely agree with DF that it is certainly not size but what you do with it that REALLY matters. kama sutra anyone?
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i was talking about diamonds. what were you thinking?
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Totally a universal problem: I honestly think as many men buy the wrong condom size as women wear the wrong bra size! Body dysmorphia, it's all around us ....
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