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A Christmas Poem to share

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wifey2b

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I hope you all get a chuckle out of this poem as I did...and I hope you all do not have to experience a Christmas like this one either :D

One Day After Christmas
Author Unknown
It''s one day after Christmas
I''m crabby and I''m broke.
I''m so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I''m gonna croak.
It''s nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they''ll leave.
They''ve been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.
They''re eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.
The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can''t find the cat.
It''s Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.
I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.
Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.
Now they''re in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They''re fighting over boxes
''cause they''re bored with all their toys
My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair
I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.
 

strmrdr

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rofl been there done that!!
 

Skippy123

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cute.
 
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