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Bob Hill and his wife Betty were vacationing in Transylvania. Driving in a storm, they had a wreck. Both were hurt, especially Betty. So Bob carried her to a nearby farmhouse. A hunched man, Igor, answered the door, and called to his master, a scientist. The Hills were taken to the lab downstairs, where they were placed on tables. Despite the scientist''s best efforts, both died. Disconsolate, the scientist went upstairs to play his piano. Igor, cleaning the lab, noticed that both Bob and Betty were moving. He ran upstairs. "Master, master," he exclaimed. "The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
 

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Dear TIDE,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I''ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, I gotta go - I have to write to the Hefty bag people.
 

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Two American Football teams are on a tour of Europe and have a quiz to see which team can name most places in Holland. The game was won by a single Dutch Town.
 

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"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.
 

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Funny! Thanx for the chuckle! I like the Tide one.
 

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Date: 3/18/2009 9:01:07 AM
Author: joflier
Funny! Thanx for the chuckle! I like the Tide one.
DITTO!
 

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Thanks for the laugh, I especially love the tide one
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Date: 3/18/2009 9:01:07 AM
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Funny! Thanx for the chuckle! I like the Tide one.
Me too. Thanks for the laugh. :)
 

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Date: 3/18/2009 9:01:07 AM
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Funny! Thanx for the chuckle! I like the Tide one.
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Thumbs up for the funnies!
 

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Date: 3/18/2009 7:43:18 AM
Author: strmrdr
Dear TIDE,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I''ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, I gotta go - I have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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LOL, that Tide one is my favorite, too. Thanks for the laughs, Storm!
 

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Thank you Storm....I needed this!
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your welcome
 

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Very funny!
Gotta tell you, I was intrigued by your thread title...or lack thereof.
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Date: 3/19/2009 12:07:28 PM
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Very funny!

Gotta tell you, I was intrigued by your thread title...or lack thereof.

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that''s how you know he''s up to his funnies
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Thanks for the mid-day laugh... love the Tide one.
 
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