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[strmrdr]

The roundest knight at King Arthur''s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was just an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it is still stationery.
Two silk worms had a race, but it ended in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

[Lorelei]

* groan*

Thanks for the giggle!

 

[Deelight]

Oh I just have to say I had so much reading these to FI and making him groan.

LOL bad but funny

 

[AGBF]

Date: 11/9/2008 7:43:43 AM
Author:strmrdr

The roundest knight at King Arthur''s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was just an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it is still stationery.
Two silk worms had a race, but it ended in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

These are the kind of puns my husband would love. The lowest form of humor. (Of course Shakespeare used them constantly.) I wonder why I never sent him (my husband, not Shakespeare) any of your jokes before? Thanks, Storm!



Deb

 

[strmrdr]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

 

[strmrdr]

THE PUNISHMENT FITS THE CRIME
There was an old coal miner who loved to paint. Sadly, he could not afford canvases. But he found a solution. He would paint on the walls of his house. They soon became covered with his paintings. One day, a group of wayward youths broke in and defaced the paintings. The youths were soon apprehended and arrested for corrupting the murals of a miner.

 

[strmrdr]

A sailor was driven off course by a storm, and smashed into a small island. The next morning, he awoke on the beach. The sand and sky were reddish. Walking around in a daze, the sailor saw red birds, red grass, red trees and red bananas. He was shocked to find that even his skin was reddish.


"Oh, noooooo!" he exclaimed. "I''m marooned!"

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 11/9/2008 8:59:15 AM
Author: AGBF

Date: 11/9/2008 7:43:43 AM

Author:strmrdr


The roundest knight at King Arthur''s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was just an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it is still stationery.

Two silk worms had a race, but it ended in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

These are the kind of puns my husband would love. The lowest form of humor. (Of course Shakespeare used them constantly.) I wonder why I never sent him (my husband, not Shakespeare) any of your jokes before? Thanks, Storm!




Deb

 

[strmrdr]

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

 

[strmrdr]

"Can''t Count On Me" by Miss Trust
"Can''t Go There" by Hans Off
"Can''t Sit Still" by Ivan Auflitch
"Card Suits" by Di A. Mond
"Causing A Mess At A Dinner Party" by Cho Kon It
"Chauvinistic Men" by A. Lone
"Checking Your Homework" by R.U. Wright
"Chest Pain" by I. Coffalot
"Chicken Dishes" by Nora Drumsticks
Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul

"Climbing Mt. Everset In Shorts" by Sarah Nutherway
"Cloning Tips" by Ima Dubble
"Computer Memory" by Meg A. Byte
"Crossing A Man With A Duck" by Willie Waddle

 

[AprilBaby]

Oh geeze.

 

[Linda W]

That''s why I love ya so much Karl

 

[MonkeyPie]

Where do you FIND this stuff? LOL!

 

[somethingshiny]

Loving this thread!!

And, I have to say, I think puns are the cleverest form of humor.

And, just a little quip for you Strm.
Too bad the Indians didn''t give the Pilgrims a donkey--cause then we''d all get a piece of a$$ for Thanksgiving.

 

[Linda W]

Date: 11/9/2008 11:15:19 PM
Author: somethingshiny
Loving this thread!!


And, I have to say, I think puns are the cleverest form of humor.


And, just a little quip for you Strm.

Too bad the Indians didn''t give the Pilgrims a donkey--cause then we''d all get a piece of a$$ for Thanksgiving.

OMG!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I am rolling here SS.