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[Karl_K]

If 24 starred Chuck Norris, it would have been called "1".

 

[diamondseeker2006]

haha!

 

[Gypsy]

 

[HopeDream]

My favorites:

Chuck Norris doesn''t sleep - he waits.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by it''s cover.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light - not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There are only 2 things that can cut diamonds: other iamonds and Chuck Norris

 

[Porridge]

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

You're in a silly mood recently Karl!

 

[Lestat]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can create diamonds by squeezing coal in his fists. More impressive is the fact that by pulling on both ends of a diamond Chuck can somehow stretch it back into coal.