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What's the first thought when you see this picture?

What's the first thought when you see this picture?

  • Why are the different toasts in the same basket?

  • Why is the toast rectangular?

  • Why doesn't the spread go to the edges?

  • What is on the 4th piece of toast?

  • Why does this picture bother the OP so much that they need to create a poll?

  • Other. Please comment

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Who burnt the penguin?! There must be something wrong with me because literally all I can focus on is that spread looking like a burnt penguin :lol:
 
Carbs. :naughty:
 
All of 'em Katie! Except I read basket as blanket and immediately was wondering when blanket toast became a thing on Instagram. :lol:
 
I thought why is the toast already buttered etc. Isn't that done after it is taken out of the basket by the person who is going to eat it? And also that is an odd shape for toast. That is what I thought in that order. :)
 
I thought why is the spread already on and the toasts piled up, you can't touch them with that spread everywhere... And what's that spread? And the left dark brown looks like a bear.....


(The shape looks like artisanal toast here, so that's not bothering me at all)


eek I zoomed in and it looks like a chocolate spread & pb & then some herb/garlic butter in the same basket... Blech



Please tell me it's tapenade, pâté and herb butter... Otherwise I'll have nightmares
 
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I think the spread is Vegemite, at least it looks like it could be.
 
That spread looks really unappetizing. Also the basket would look way prettier with enough white napkins to spill over the edges. The beauty of baskets is in looking like they're overflowing with something.
 
I would want the plain one to spread myself & it would need to be warm enough for the butter to melt….. I wouldn’t want that dished up to me & would be very disappointed if I had paid for it….
 
I'm ok with toast.
Maybe the dark one is chocolatey something.
Maybe the light one is peanut butter.
The one behind looks like garlic butter.
I'm probably wrong about all of it!!!
 
It honestly makes me a bit nauseated that they're all touching and in the basket already spread. Blech...
 
Hoping the poop-looking one is Nutella or something, and that the garlic one is not touching any of the other flavors.
 
LOL! My first thought was, "Oh, eclectic taste!" :lol:

And the poll questions totally cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh!

@jaysonsmom Plus, is this toast from your own real-life experience?!
 
It looks like vegemite or nutella.
 
Who shat on the toast?
 
Why is there poop on bread? Then, what shape is the poop... it looks like something, maybe an eggplant with arms or that Peanut Man logo. Then, oh there is something on the other two pieces... looks like peanut butter and garlic herb butter.

Literally nothing else. I had to read the comments to realize it was in a basket, that the toast was a somewhat unusual shape, and for it to occur to me that the fact that they are already spread and touching is rather unappealing... y'know, aside from looking like poop.
 
What kind of monster puts mixed flavored toasts in the same basket?! :knockout: It’s not even the same meal at this point. Some are breakfast and some are dinner. I, for one, don’t want my garlic bread next to my hazlenut spread, etc.Thats just gross! :sick:

Also, someone needs to learn how to spread the butter / topping. It should go to all the edges. I want flavor in every bite damnit.
 
What’s that brown goo on the toast?
 
Five people said they can't have different flavors of toast touching. Can someone explain? This seems unreasonably picky.....lololol!
What happens when you have a plate of food at dinner..........
 
Who poops on bread!?!
Assuming that must be chocolate or something, what a mess!
The toast must be cold to not be dripping.
Ewww.... Cold pre-smeared bread!
 
kipari said:
Please tell me it's tapenade, pâté and herb butter... Otherwise I'll have nightmares
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Honestly that’s what I assumed. Although why they are already spread on the toast is odd and unappetizing. I would expect little pots of them on the side of the plain toast.
 
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