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To cheer us up, the memes thread

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I really love the meme below and want to send it to my husband. The only problem is that when I sent him one with a similar theme (posted by missy) he e-mailed me a sad little note.She had posted "Thirty days hath September, April 2019, June, and November, all the rest have thirty-one Except March (and now April 2020) which has 8000 "

My husband wrote back that he was sorry but that he didn't get it, he had really tried!


 
Only big, dirty dogs might even be associated with thoughts of...

My adorable yet disgusting Westie used to forage in the litter box between meals and bring us snacks as gifts. :sick:

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apologies as I've been posting a lot of videos. Hamilton the ZOOM where it happened. Starts off slow but gets better towards the end.

 
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"Oops" under the heading You just cannot make this stuff up...our brilliant government at work ::)


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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time.

But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was illegal, since it is completely non-essential to everything.

"Oops," said Senator Mitch McConnell. "We meant non-essential private businesses. Of course, the government is always essential, even when it's not doing anything or is making things worse."

Senators, congresspeople, and bureaucrats frantically rewrote the ban to include only businesses that actually produced something and not government agencies that just watched other people make stuff.

Though they had dragged their feet on passing bills related to relieving the financial distress of the shutdown, they passed this revision in record speed, almost as quickly as they vote for pay raises for themselves.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said she would have caught the mistake but had passed the ban in a hurry, saying, "We had to pass the ban to see what it did."


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