Silly Chuck Norris Thing

[AmberWaves]

It''s this website: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ (not true, but HILARIOUS)

But here are examples of things:

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris'' beard. There is only another fist

 

[gingerBcookie]

LMAO!!! I can''t stand that guy, he makes me feel

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[AmberWaves]

Tell me about it. I get a rash just looking at him. My BF sent me these, he thinks it''s the funniest thing he ever read. I laughed my hiney off, too. Just the fact that someone took their time to write this!

 

[MrsFrk]

Oh my god, the Law and Order one is my favorite.
My husband sent me this, and though I think Chuck Norris is a dork, they had me rolling.