ROFLMAO

[Gypsy]

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

 

[Missy]

LOLOLOLOL!!!! Thank you for sharing this Gypsy! Hysterical.
Who knew 15 years was chicken?

 

[Lottie]

Best thing I have read all week

 

[Circe]

That is so awesome.

 

[Mayk]

LOVE IT!!!!!

 

[princesss]

I want to be her when I grow up.

 

[luv2sparkle]

Too funny. Now I desperately want a five foot tall chicken.

 

[Rhea]

Love it! Seriously the best thing I've read all week!

 

[Narwhal]

So very awesome! I sent it to the FI and apparenlty the blogger is his boss's wife! He works for "Victor"! I told him to ask about Beyonce.

 

[stargurl78]

Hilarious, I have tears in my eyes

 

[princesss]

So very awesome! I sent it to the FI and apparenlty the blogger is his boss's wife! He works for "Victor"! I told him to ask about Beyonce.

No. Freaking. Way.

 

[lulu]

Thanks. I needed that.

 

[distracts]

Hahah, that's hysterical!

 

[Mrs.W 514]

Bahahahaha. My husband is asking me why I was laughing so hard so I explained and he didn't get why it was so funny...which made me laugh harder.

 

[minmin001]

stupid school internet... access denied =( gonna have to wait until I go home to read it...

 

[junebug17]

Omg, that is SOOO funny!!! I'm giggling out loud like an idiot right now just thinking about it! Thanks so much for the laugh! I'm going to show it to dh tonight and see if he thinks it's funny (my guess is not!)

Heehee - this chicken will cut you!

 

[ImperfectGirl]

That was hilariously awesome! Thanks for sharing!

 

[Hera]

That is HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Rhea]

My partner's response: "Dear, are you hinting at wanting more towels? And that assured mutual destruction i.e. 5ft chickens, are the result if I don't agree? "

But he's wrong, it's not mutual destruction, in no way is that cutting off nose to spite face! It's just, you know, a great anniversary gift. Wonder if it comes encrusted with gems too...

 

[partgypsy]

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I don't find it that hilarious, I just don't like anything that is even suggestive of passive-agressiveness. But if she wanted to buy a chicken, she should buy a chicken.

 

[princesss]

Part Gypsy - if you read her blog for a while, you'll find out that she has a tendency to just buy random animals. Normally taxidermied, but apparently sometimes metal (for example, Beyonce ends up with a metal flying pig on her head). So this wasn't passive aggressive so much as par for the course in terms of random animal-buying, and it not being towels was more of a way to justify the purchase and not nearly as passive aggressive as it seems. Pinky swear.

(I may or may not have been reading her blog for the past few days. It's amazing.)

 

[rainydaze]

oh god, gypsy, i'm in stitches!!!! the timing of this post is perfect, too, i needed that story and laugh in particular. THANK YOU!

 

[Maisie]

I love it! I would totally buy that chicken... and towels!!!

 

[zoebartlett]

I've read that before but had forgotten about it. Love it! Thanks for posting it, Gypsy!

 

[manderz]

 

[April20]

I have one of those chickens.

His name is Hank.

 

[lulu66]

i <3 beyonce!

this is by far the funniest thing i have ever read on the internet. and, honestly, passive-aggressive or not i'd totally pull the same thing! LOL

 

[tuffyluvr]

Who is this woman and how did she become so awesome?!?! I seriously freaking love this

 

[athenaworth]

Maybe I'm too serious but That blog just makes me sad. I'm sure she's over exaggerating for entertainment purposes, but even if there is a hint of truth to it, sounds like they could use some couples' counseling.

 

[CedarRapids]

Meh. Whatever actually happened or was said, I lost my enthusiasm for a good laugh after reading the part about the husband threatening to strangle his wife.