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"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, Repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please wish that someone would just know to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are parnoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn''t matter which number you press. No one will answer."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, Repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please wish that someone would just know to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are parnoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn''t matter which number you press. No one will answer."
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