Political Haikus (let's have fun!)

[the_mother_thing]

"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.

Pick a person, platform, party ... let's just keep it fun and generate some much needed laughs!

Put down your crayons
Focus your feels into words
And write a haiku


Cheeto von Tweeto
Why are your hands so tiny
Do they match your brain


I feel bad for Joe
His best bud left the white house
The bro-mance is gone

 

[Dee*Jay]

OMG Jenn, you have made my day! I will have to step away from the keyboard or I will get nothing else done but I've got A LOT of these running around in my head now!

Ivanka’s shoes – OUT!
Nordstrom acts “so unfairly”!
Cheeto Tweeto – MAD!

President Pvss Grab
You’re in for a long tough ride
The Pvssies Grab Back

Shut up Liz Warren
Women are not welcome here
All hail to the men

 

[Dee*Jay]

Build a wall right now
Avocados, tequila
Twenty per cent tax

 

[Matata]

Ego huge;I rock.
Nordstrom’s stock is on the rise.
Insults good for jobs.

 

[Dee*Jay]

George Bush please come back
You’re dumb but not dangerous
We had it good then


OK -- really leaving this forum now to clean up the house!

 

[Dee*Jay]

Sorry -- one more

Inauguration
Crowd was HUGE – biggest ever
I say, so it’s true

 

[Matata]

Immigrants bad, FEAR!
Seven countries can’t come here
Rest in peace freedom

 

[Dee*Jay]

Sorry from McCain?
Yemen raid was no success
John speaks the sad truth

 

[the_mother_thing]

GREAT job ya'll! I'm

Hopefully Monarch shouldn't have to get arthritis in her thumb from scrolling my posts in this thread.

Foreign Policy
Does not get made on Twitter
Put down your damn phone

 

[OreoRosies86]

Passive aggression
Nonsensical tweets all day
Pricescope or the news?

 

[Dee*Jay]

Booze and politics
Hand-in-hand they go – Why YES!
I’ll have another!



(Clearly I have abandoned all plans to get anything productive done! )

 

[the_mother_thing]

Like the health care bill
Elect him to see his guts
SHOCK! He is a putz

 

[Matata]

Russian blackmail wrong
Yellow puddles don't exist
Foam rubber absorbs

 

[the_mother_thing]

Waiting for new tweets
Court strikes down foreign peeps ban
Let's make some popcorn

 

[jordyonbass]

Sick of this nonsense
The Left and Right need to chill
Let's all drink vodka

 

[Dee*Jay]

Sick of this nonsense
The Left and Right need to chill
Let's all drink vodka

This really sums everything up perfectly on all fronts.

You win the prize Jordy!

 

[OreoRosies86]

Sick of this nonsense
The Left and Right need to chill
Let's all drink vodka

Hold on there Aussie!
It might be nonsense to you
But our country's f***ed!

 

[jordyonbass]

Sick of this nonsense
The Left and Right need to chill
Let's all drink vodka

Hold on there Aussie!
It might be nonsense to you
But our country's f***ed!

Touche my yank mate
I hear you loud and clear mate
Maybe a beer then?

 

[OreoRosies86]

Yes please!!!!

 

[Matata]

Aussie politics
Decisions made by vodka
Island governance

 

[jordyonbass]

Aussie politics
Decisions made by vodka
Island governance

An Aussie PM
Held a Guinness world record
for a yard of beer


That haiku is 100% truth by the way, he downed the badboy in 11 seconds!

 

[OreoRosies86]

Break out the bourbon
When Trump sends out a dumb tweet
Take a shot with me

On second thought don't
I can't be responsible
For alcohol deaths

 

[lovedogs]

Judges are smart, yay!
Executive order dumb
Cheato sad, UNFAIR!


"Tweet Tweet" goes Trump, sad!
"Shut up" says everyone smart
BAD! SAD! CAPS LOCK! dumb.

 

[the_mother_thing]

I can't have a drink
Eyes are getting slow to blink
Thank you Ambien

 

[Matata]

Little hands at work
Little fingers typing fast
CAP LOCK ANGER SHOWS

Faulty intellect
Little words short sentences
Profound thoughts absent

 

[Missy]

Sick of this nonsense
The Left and Right need to chill
Let's all drink vodka

Love Jordy's haiku
political savvy rules
witty and smart too


How did this happen
I am still feeling so stunned
How did that man win

I don't really drink
but I might have to start to
must anesthetize

Love our country but
hate what our politics are
wish I could live far


Jordy please help us
We want to become Aussie
away from Trump's rule

I prefer furbabes
hate does not live within them
not like us humans

animals so rock
they are full of love and purrs
prefer them to us

We will come out strong
resist, overcome and win
humanity sings

at least I hope so
without hope nothing makes sense
resist and persist

 

[the_mother_thing]

Politicians suck
Can't we all just get along
Share our love for bling

 

[jordyonbass]

Sick of this nonsense
The Left and Right need to chill
Let's all drink vodka

Love Jordy's haiku
political savvy rules
witty and smart too


How did this happen
I am still feeling so stunned
How did that man win

I don't really drink
but I might have to start to
must anesthetize

Love our country but
hate what our politics are
wish I could live far


Jordy please help us
We want to become Aussie
away from Trump's rule

I prefer furbabes
hate does not live within them
not like us humans

animals so rock
they are full of love and purrs
prefer them to us

We will come out strong
resist, overcome and win
humanity sings

at least I hope so
without hope nothing makes sense
resist and persist

I am like Batman
Not the hero you wanted
But the one you need

 

[Missy]

Sick of this nonsense
The Left and Right need to chill
Let's all drink vodka

Love Jordy's haiku
political savvy rules
witty and smart too


How did this happen
I am still feeling so stunned
How did that man win

I don't really drink
but I might have to start to
must anesthetize

Love our country but
hate what our politics are
wish I could live far


Jordy please help us
We want to become Aussie
away from Trump's rule

I prefer furbabes
hate does not live within them
not like us humans

animals so rock
they are full of love and purrs
prefer them to us

We will come out strong
resist, overcome and win
humanity sings

at least I hope so
without hope nothing makes sense
resist and persist

I am like Batman
Not the hero you wanted
But the one you need

Jordy that is true
You will save the day for us
Moving in with you!