O^-o>

[strmrdr]

Drive the car too the yolk and laugh you shall

 

[strmrdr]

Cop-speak Translated

While on routine patrol...
@I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed.
The motorist was operating his vehicle in a reckless manner
@He had a bumper sticker that said "SLOW DOWN-DON''T FEED THE PIGS"
The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this officer from doing traffic control
@It was raining.
This officer went out-of-service to obtain intelligence information from a street informant.
@It was too hot to ride in the car.
I observed the suspect acting in a suspicious manner...
@The dirt-bag let go with an "Oink" as I walked by.
Knowing the suspect had a criminal history...
@He puked on my uniform one night...
The informant is of known credibility and has provided reliable information in the past...
@I''ve got two theft cases hanging over his head...
While being arrested, this subject resisted and was injured in the act...
@He ripped my shirt and broke my new mirror sunglasses...
The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations...
@I wrote one citation for each swear-word he used...
Upon announcing my title and purpose, I heard a voice from inside the house say "Come in" so this writer entered through the door...
@The rock music was so loud they wouldn''t have heard Patton''s army so I kicked in the door.
The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy within departmental policies...
@I sent them to a nonexistent address which I called the "Command Post".
The Chief appeared at the scene and took command...
I sent him to the same address as the reporters.
I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding...
@She was a good-looking blonde who owned a liquor store and who was free after my shift was over.
Further interview of the witness was impossible, due to conditions.
@It was my bowling night...
The motorist eyes were glassy, he had slurred speech , was unsteady on his feet, and smelled strongly of an alcoholic beverage.
@He was howling at the moon and trying to drive the car from the back seat.

The defendant asked this officer''s advice on how to act before the judge at his arraignment...
@I told him he didn''t have the balls to call the judge the same name he called me.

 

[door knob solitaire]

The committee shall come to order.

DKS

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 6/2/2007 10:02:47 PM
Author: door knob solitaire
The committee shall come to order.

DKS

 

[Kaleigh]

The prong at 2:30 needs to be tightened, LOL!!!!

 

[strmrdr]

what was the meeting about again?

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 6/2/2007 10:42:25 PM
Author: strmrdr
what was the meeting about again?

wifey2b''s bling??

 

[monarch64]

ya ha ha! Definitely had a few chuckles over those!

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 6/2/2007 10:37:26 PM
Author: Kaleigh
The prong at 2:30 needs to be tightened, LOL!!!!

it doesn't its a cab in a standard setting and to avoid damaging the opal there is a very very slight gap there, the seats are tight which is what holds the stone.
Because it was a pin he agreed to set it that way but in a ring he would not mount it in regular prongs.
The workmanship in the seats is at the wow level and very hard too get right :}

edit: btw if I didn't know what was up with it id have said the same thing but it was discussed before it was set that it would be like that.

 

[monarch64]

I just read them again and then noticed wifey2b''s gorgeous bling! Yum!

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 6/2/2007 10:47:24 PM
Author: strmrdr

Date: 6/2/2007 10:37:26 PM
Author: Kaleigh
The prong at 2:30 needs to be tightened, LOL!!!!

it doesn''t its a cab in a standard setting and to avoid damaging the opal there is a very very slight gap there, the seats are tight which is what holds the stone.
Because it was a pin he agreed to set it that way but in a ring he would not mount it in regular prongs.
The workmanship in the seats is at the wow level and very hard too get right :}

edit: btw if I didn''t know what was up with it id have said the same thing but it was discussed before it was set that it would be like that.

Cool, you know how I am.

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 6/2/2007 11:24:43 PM
Author: Kaleigh

Date: 6/2/2007 10:47:24 PM
Author: strmrdr

Date: 6/2/2007 10:37:26 PM
Author: Kaleigh
The prong at 2:30 needs to be tightened, LOL!!!!

it doesn''t its a cab in a standard setting and to avoid damaging the opal there is a very very slight gap there, the seats are tight which is what holds the stone.
Because it was a pin he agreed to set it that way but in a ring he would not mount it in regular prongs.
The workmanship in the seats is at the wow level and very hard too get right :}

edit: btw if I didn''t know what was up with it id have said the same thing but it was discussed before it was set that it would be like that.

Cool, you know how I am.

yep sharp eyed and very sweet

 

[door knob solitaire]

What is the meeting about??? The purpose of the meeting is to discuss your blatant disregard to proper etiquette in the specific naming of your posts. You deliberately refuse to use words...only a mishmash of odd keys and made up symbols and well...well...it just isn''t done!!!

And besides, the meeting was another excuse for me to eat cookies...(COO KEY..... Cooo Keys...)

DKS

 

[Kaleigh]

O^-o> I like it!!! It''s well Stormish, LOL!!!

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 6/3/2007 12:09:36 AM
Author: door knob solitaire
What is the meeting about??? The purpose of the meeting is to discuss your blatant disregard to proper etiquette in the specific naming of your posts. You deliberately refuse to use words...only a mishmash of odd keys and made up symbols and well...well...it just isn''t done!!!

And besides, the meeting was another excuse for me to eat cookies...(COO KEY..... Cooo Keys...)

DKS

It is not mishmash of odd keys its an ASCII art dragster why back in the day we had contests too see who could win the race to get the car to the bottom of the screen the fastest! with the best sound effects being 1/2 the score :}
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII_art

"O" == rear wheel "^" == roll cage/driver "-" == body "o" == front wheel ">" == nose

I guess ya missed the yolk

 

[door knob solitaire]

Ah...da...everything flies over my head!

My husband won''t allow me out in public, he says I embarrass him. (when I don''t get the YOKES that is...). Well, golly gee whiz Gomer...no I didn''t see the car. Is that like one of those IQ tests...I fail those too...like that is a suprise.

Ok. storm...my reply to this has completely wilted me. Pathetically, I can see now that I am not worthy....not worthy to read (to read them is to comprehend, to absorb and to understand you and) your titles. I lower my head in shame. I shall now fade to gray.

DKS...has faded a w a y . . .