never mind

[HollyS]

Oh just skip it.

I don't feel like sharing anymore.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Oh just skip it.

I don't feel like sharing anymore.

you are running for President in 2012?...

 

[HollyS]

Well, I would be a better choice than Donald Trump . . . .

 

[Dancing Fire]

Well, I would be a better choice than Donald Trump . . . .

do you have a birth certificate?..

 

[HollyS]

I have a birth certificate for sure.

I could be a member of the DAR (Daughters of the American Revolution), in fact. How's that for American with a capital 'A'?

 

[kenny]

I have a birth certificate for sure.

I could be a member of the DAR (Daughters of the American Revolution), in fact. How's that for American with a capital 'A'?

Oh yeah!?!
Well I been told I could be a member of DUH, but I forget what DUH stands for.

 

[HollyS]

Which is exactly what I just did.

 

[diamondseeker2006]

 

[JewelFreak]

Well, I would be a better choice than Donald Trump . . . .

That depends on your hairdo!

 

[dragonfly411]

Any hairdo is better than Trump's.

 

[JewelFreak]

Every time I see the guy on the tube I try not to imagine what he goes through to comb it like that, or what his barber, hairdresser, whatever, goes through -- and has to keep a straight face. Trump must pay a bundle to keep the person from doing a front-page article in the tabs -- "How I Do the Trump Comb-Over." Good sketch for SNL!

 

[HollyS]

Every time I see the guy on the tube I try not to imagine what he goes through to comb it like that, or what his barber, hairdresser, whatever, goes through -- and has to keep a straight face. Trump must pay a bundle to keep the person from doing a front-page article in the tabs -- "How I Do the Trump Comb-Over." Good sketch for SNL!

You just keep it kinda long, blow dry, brush everything to one side, and spray the hell out of it!!!

That's why it looks like a shingle flapping in the wind! He's sprayed it into a slab o' hair!

 

[Jennifer W]

My first boss had a comb over with three separate points of origin. It was the most complex up-do I ever saw.

He was a really well respected consultant in public health, a well known published author and a very nice man, yet all I could (and do) think about when I hear his name is that phenomenal hair. It was awesome.

 

[HollyS]

The weirdest comb-over I ever saw belonged to a former co-worker. Now he was a much older man, but still . . .

He combed the sides of his hair up and over his head. The sides. Up and over. Thinking about it still makes me giggle.

 

[Jennifer W]

 

[packrat]

My very first job, a guy who had a comb over walked in and it was really windy. With both doors open it made his heavily sprayed comb over stand straight up in the air off the side of his head. The fact that I was able to keep a completely straight face is quite admirable I feel. Never mind the fact that I laughed until I cried after he left and was pretty much useless at work for a while after that.