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My daughter sent me this joke this morning. Seems appropriate for Pricescope!
A Woman''s husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she
tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.
The friend says, "How can that be?
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course
I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500
for the wake, food and drinks, you know. .. The rest went for the
memorial stone."
The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big
is it?"
The widow says, "Three carats."
Bada Bing...
She was right, I laughed out loud!
Wink
A Woman''s husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she
tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.
The friend says, "How can that be?
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course
I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500
for the wake, food and drinks, you know. .. The rest went for the
memorial stone."
The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big
is it?"
The widow says, "Three carats."
Bada Bing...
She was right, I laughed out loud!
Wink
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