It''s time for our Ugly Ornament Competition!

[KimberlyH]

Some of you will recall this from years past, a recap for those who don''t: my family has an ugly ornament competition every Christmas and I am turning to you, my resourceful PSers to help me find the ugliest ornaments you can to help me win. One change, this year we have a $10 price limit.

 

[radiantquest]

I think this is pretty ugly, unless it goes with a theme that redeems it.

http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=1900&f=34799

 

[kenny]

I kind of feel sorry for it.

 

[radiantquest]

OMG Kenny, where did you find that? Pretty disturbing. I can''t imagine someone putting that on a tree.

 

[MonkeyPie]

Date: 12/13/2009 8:40:15 PM
Author: radiantquest
OMG Kenny, where did you find that? Pretty disturbing. I can''t imagine someone putting that on a tree.

Ack, me too! It has one eye bonked out! That''s just freakish.

 

[MonkeyPie]

Oohh, I found a good one. Hang poo on your tree!

 

[EricaR]

Yay! I''ve been waiting for this thread.

This Santa looks like he''s been smoking something...

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Smoky Santa on Etsy

 

[EricaR]

Sadly, at $65 this is way above budget but I felt it deserved a mention.

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]WTF Clown

 

[EricaR]

I want to like this owl, but I think it is going to peck out my eyes! I''d be afraid to sleep with it on my christmas tree!

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Creepy Owl

 

[packrat]

OMG I think that clown is something that hides in my closet at night or is under my bed.

 

[EricaR]

Not quite sure what to say about this one.

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Rude Kitty

 

[EricaR]

WHY are all the real uglies just over budget??? This THING is $14! Who would pay that?

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Cracked out mushroom

 

[EricaR]

Again, over budget but too good not to share. I don''t think it qualifies as either shabby chic OR a snowman...

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]"Shabby Chic" Snowman?

 

[KimberlyH]

I knew I could count on you, Erica! That cat is horrific. Keep ''em coming.

 

[EricaR]

WHAT is with people making stoned Santas?!

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Stoned Santa #2

 

[EricaR]

Ok, I''m a crafter and I realize that very few people value the time you spend making something.

But this? This THING is $150?! Are you kidding? I''m sure it took someone with a lot of talent to make this, but just because they could make it doesn''t mean they should have!=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Beaded Santa Ornament

 

[EricaR]

This is supposedly a happy anteater... I think it looks like a fabric store threw up.

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Vomit Anteater

 

[EricaR]

Don''t miss out! This pipe cleaner Santa won''t be available after this December!

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Pipe Cleaner Santa

 

[EricaR]

This person really needs to PUT DOWN the pipe cleaner. And the pipe. Because whatever she is smoking must be really strong!

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Crazy Cat

 

[EricaR]

Oh Kimberly! Don''t you want to make the coming of your baby with THIS?

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Crazy Baby

 

[RockHuntin]

Apparently, its a vintage elf tiki hangout available on ebay. It is available at a buy it now price of $7.50. Its more kitschy than ugly, but hey we have a budget.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=390125486762&rvr_id=&crlp=1_263602_263622&UA=WXF%3F&GUID=8b1097ee1250a02652c1fd31fee3fecf&itemid=390125486762&ff4=263602_263622

 

[EricaR]

I take back my previous post. HERE is what you need to mark your pregnancy!

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Yes, someone really made a fetus ornament...

 

[EricaR]

As my last submission before I go make my dinner, you can even get your fetus with Adam Lambert hair!

 

[katamari]

Date: 12/13/2009 9:48:18 PM
Author: EricaR
This person really needs to PUT DOWN the pipe cleaner. And the pipe. Because whatever she is smoking must be really strong!


=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Crazy Cat

I am seriously going to make these for one of my friends who is obsessed with her cat. This is crazy bad, but at least also hilarious.

 

[KimberlyH]

Date: 12/13/2009 9:58:32 PM
Author: EricaR
I take back my previous post. HERE is what you need to mark your pregnancy!

=tags&includes[]=title:2o8h065d]Yes, someone really made a fetus ornament...

Oh my goodness, this one is even more hyserical because I''m pregnant. I could have it be the baby''s contribution.

 

[miraclesrule]

OMG, Erica, you''re killing me.....

 

[HVVS]

hysterical!

 

[loriken214]

Date: 12/13/2009 8:50:33 PM
Author: MonkeyPie
Oohh, I found a good one. Hang poo on your tree!

Aimee....this is nasty.....I vote for this one!

Lori

 

[Imdanny]

I didn''t know there was such a thing as an ugly Christmas ornament. Thank you for opening my eyes.

 

[Lynnie]

Erica, those are hysterical!!

I found this... Spiky Santa? Only $5, too!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16442570