Isn''t it.... ROMANTIC???

[akmiss]

This isn''t really romantic but last weekend I was at Costco with my honey when we passed the flowers. He looked at me and said "Do you want flowers form Mother''s Day?" I said yes. He then proceeds to put some roses in the cart. I am dumbfounded and reply, "Um, you know that Mother''s Day isn''t for another couple weeks?" He just laughed and put the flowers back. He really has no clue.

 

[White Orchid]

I don''t have a lot of dating experience - I married my first real boyfriend. But before him, I did go on one particularly horrible date! The man in question thought good conversation was going over his resume. It felt like I was interviewing him for a job - and we were only 17!

 

[tlh]

I snorted!

 

[White Orchid]

Date: 4/29/2009 4:55:16 PM
Author: MonkeyPie
Oh, I have a REALLY good one.


So I dated a few guys on the internet in the last of my teen years, and one of them flew down from Connecticut to come see me. He stayed for a few weeks, and I took all over the place. Dude was loaded - his dad is HR director of a bunch of Marriots in Washington, DC. Anyway, we are in the mall one day and we pass this woman wearing the prettiest bracelet - it was silver with a flower kind of design, a string of them like a tennis bracelet. I told him I thought it was so pretty, and teasingly told him I wanted one. He got this funny look on his face, and a minute later excused himself to the bathroom.


He was gone a loooong time, and I wondered if he had actually gone off to buy me something sparkly. I was getting pretty stoked, and he finally comes back with a box. It''s from Zales, and I am so excited. I open it up, and it''s the exact same bracelet as the woman was wearing. I thought, ''Oh how sweet, he actually found the same one because he knew I liked it!'' I then notice the box is meant for a ring, and the bracelet is not exactly shiny and brand new...looks worn. I turn it over, and on the inside was an engraving - ''To Bumblebee, with all my love.''


HE STOLE THE WOMAN''S BRACELET! I still have no idea how he managed this, but needless to say, that was the last time we met.

Wow, what a catch...

Whatever happened to the bracelet?

 

[MonkeyPie]

Date: 4/29/2009 5:54:51 PM
Author: White Orchid

Date: 4/29/2009 4:55:16 PM

Author: MonkeyPie

Oh, I have a REALLY good one.

So I dated a few guys on the internet in the last of my teen years, and one of them flew down from Connecticut to come see me. He stayed for a few weeks, and I took all over the place. Dude was loaded - his dad is HR director of a bunch of Marriots in Washington, DC. Anyway, we are in the mall one day and we pass this woman wearing the prettiest bracelet - it was silver with a flower kind of design, a string of them like a tennis bracelet. I told him I thought it was so pretty, and teasingly told him I wanted one. He got this funny look on his face, and a minute later excused himself to the bathroom.

He was gone a loooong time, and I wondered if he had actually gone off to buy me something sparkly. I was getting pretty stoked, and he finally comes back with a box. It's from Zales, and I am so excited. I open it up, and it's the exact same bracelet as the woman was wearing. I thought, 'Oh how sweet, he actually found the same one because he knew I liked it!' I then notice the box is meant for a ring, and the bracelet is not exactly shiny and brand new...looks worn. I turn it over, and on the inside was an engraving - 'To Bumblebee, with all my love.'

HE STOLE THE WOMAN'S BRACELET! I still have no idea how he managed this, but needless to say, that was the last time we met.

Wow, what a catch...

Whatever happened to the bracelet?

I pawned it in the flurry of gem-sales when we had a sudden hospital bill. Only got about $50 for it, too. All of that for only $50! I wish I knew how the heck he got it off of her, and I seriously hope he didn't accost her in the bathroom or something.

ETA: I am a doofus, I broke the quote. Hah.

 

[princesss]

Date: 4/29/2009 7:37:26 PM
Author: MonkeyPie

Date: 4/29/2009 5:54:51 PM

Author: White Orchid

Date: 4/29/2009 4:55:16 PM


Author: MonkeyPie


Oh, I have a REALLY good one.


So I dated a few guys on the internet in the last of my teen years, and one of them flew down from Connecticut to come see me. He stayed for a few weeks, and I took all over the place. Dude was loaded - his dad is HR director of a bunch of Marriots in Washington, DC. Anyway, we are in the mall one day and we pass this woman wearing the prettiest bracelet - it was silver with a flower kind of design, a string of them like a tennis bracelet. I told him I thought it was so pretty, and teasingly told him I wanted one. He got this funny look on his face, and a minute later excused himself to the bathroom.


He was gone a loooong time, and I wondered if he had actually gone off to buy me something sparkly. I was getting pretty stoked, and he finally comes back with a box. It''s from Zales, and I am so excited. I open it up, and it''s the exact same bracelet as the woman was wearing. I thought, ''Oh how sweet, he actually found the same one because he knew I liked it!'' I then notice the box is meant for a ring, and the bracelet is not exactly shiny and brand new...looks worn. I turn it over, and on the inside was an engraving - ''To Bumblebee, with all my love.''


HE STOLE THE WOMAN''S BRACELET! I still have no idea how he managed this, but needless to say, that was the last time we met.

Wow, what a catch...

Whatever happened to the bracelet?

I pawned it in the flurry of gem-sales when we had a sudden hospital bill. Only got about $50 for it, too. All of that for only $50! I wish I knew how the heck he got it off of her, and I seriously hope he didn''t accost her in the bathroom or something.


ETA: I am a doofus, I broke the quote. Hah.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

Weird doctor guy would stalk me at work, I would find him peering around the corners...he would call my unit and play that Stevie Wonder song "I just called to say I love you...." I still get nausea whenever I hear that song...

cheers--Sharon