Impossibilities

[soocool]

Impossibilities :
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in.

10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are enjoying it & so does everyone else too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
Hope I made you smile and giggle

 

[artdecogirl]

Thank you for the smile Soocool, I needed that!

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

I can breathe when my tongue is out! Am I an alien?

 

[radiantquest]

I can breathe when my tongue is out! Am I an alien?

Me too!

 

[ame]

I can breathe when my tongue is out! Am I an alien?

I can too!

 

[Missy]

LOL, I love this! Thank you soocool!
And me 4 on the breathing thing with your tongue out.

ETA: OK maybe it doesn't work when you read it to someone because I just read it aloud to my dh and he didn't do any of the things we did...ie he didn't try to breathe with his tongue out and he didn't try to say the letter P etc. Man, he's the alien!

 

[armywife13]

I can breathe when my tongue is out! Am I an alien?

Me too! Thanks for the cute post, soocool, I needed a good laugh!

 

[radiantquest]

I did notice that I am unable to pee and sneeze at the same time...

 

[soocool]

I did notice that I am unable to pee and sneeze at the same time...

That is a godd thing, right?

 

[Deactivated member 42515]

I did notice that I am unable to pee and sneeze at the same time...

That is a godd thing, right?

Better than accidentally peeing when you sneeze haha

 

[amc80]

I did notice that I am unable to pee and sneeze at the same time...

That is a godd thing, right?

Better than accidentally peeing when you sneeze haha

At 37 weeks pregnant, I find I can pee without sneezing just fine...Sneezing without peeing, well, that's a different story.

BTW I have no problem breathing with my tongue out, out of my nose or mouth.

 

[minmin001]

LOL @ put your tongue in...

 

[natascha]

Just have to say I love happy posts like this. Thank you soocool!

Oh and I seriously find all the pee issues funny, but I guess that once it is my turn to face them it might be a different matter .

Well I guess I have something to add. I can't pee if I am stressed but if I read something (like the ingredients of a shampoo bottle) it helps .