Important facts to know as you grow older

[Matata]

 

[tyty333]

Ha Ha

I want to know the formula for how much sweets/junk food I can eat so that my body will go about the same time I lose it upstairs. I have no desire to
be around after that!

 

[Calliecake]

TyTy, It you ever find out the answer to your question, please share it here.

Cute thread Matata.

 

[canuk-gal]

priceless (especially # five)

 

[AprilBaby]

Love it!

 

[rainwood]

Matata, your list doesn't include the motto I live by: You're only young once, but you can be immature forever!!!!

 

[Missy]

Hahaha LOVE this.

Especially the one about don't worry about old age. It doesn't last that long. True dat!

I also like the one about "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" HA I'm 25 in my head. But that goes to Rainwood's quote about you can be immature forever. Guilty!

And of course who can forget this oldie but goodie...

"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all."

Ann Landers

And lastly my personal favorite: Not funny but poignant and true and something to remember (as long as we are young enough to remember that is!).

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm

- Henry David Thoreau