Hot new Brazilan Wax, without the wax

[kenny]

EWING, NJ—Hailing the product as the most effective means of removing unwanted body hair, the makers of Nair introduced a new incendiary oil Friday specially formulated to produce a controlled burn in the bikini area.

“The new Nair Firebreak system couldn’t be easier to use—just apply the flammable spray, ignite it with an ordinary match or lighter, and watch as that unsightly hair is consumed by flames in no time,” said Church & Dwight Company representative Tina Soto, adding that the oil comes with a small trenching tool to prevent the burn from spreading to other parts of the body.

“Repeat as needed until the hair is charred to the roots and reduced to a fine mixture of ash and cinders. Then simply dig out that residue and enjoy the new, smoother you!”

Soto went on to say that in rare instances where the fire could not be confined the pubic area, it would likely burn itself out in a few weeks once it ran out of fuel.

http://www.theonion.com/article/nair-introduces-new-incendiary-oil-controlled-burn-56161

 

[kenny]

You know, before this I've never really considered lady-parts to be that hot.

 

[ringo865]

Omg Kenny. First time reading this - out loud to my husband. We both laughed out loud. Love how on those rare instances where the side goes beyond the pubic region, it'll burn itself out in a few weeks !! Haha. When it runs out of fuel. Hahaha

 

[whitewave]

You know, before this I've never really considered lady-parts to be that hot.

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

I'd like a new hot Brazilian myself--but sadly I don't know any.

cheers--Sharon

 

[iLander]

I don't get all this total waxing. If a guy is looking at a naked woman and thinking, "Gee, I wish she was tidier," then maybe he's just the wrong guy.

 

[Arkteia]

HI:

I'd like a new hot Brazilian myself--but sadly I don't know any.

cheers--Sharon

Sharon,

If you save on a trip to Brazil, you can get yourself not only a hot Brazilian, but perhaps, and alexandrite at local prices?