Funny things you have Googled

[TooPatient]

I tend to run across things I don't know about and Google them. So that means I have added Bartholin cyst and beaver butt goo to my list of odd terms searched this last week

Terms in past have included banana hamm*ck, can men do splits, diy anal gland expression, how often do dogs poop, mankini, prostate exam practice, octopus throwing pen*s, and too many more to even remember. (Yes, I do search to see if such a crazy thing actually exists if I see an ad or someone shares a joke...)

 

[GoldenTouch]

When my daughter was about 2 we would go to a gymnastics group. There were twin boys who always has their fingers up their noses. She wouldn’t stop staring one day (their mother never said anything to them about it ).

When we got in the car I told her how horrible it was, dirty, pass on your germs to others etc. and that her nose would DROP OFF!

I then googled nose cancer & hit images. The images were very graphic…. but she never picked her nose.

We laugh about it now. My mother thought she would be scared for life….

I work in a school & I’m constantly telling children (up to grade 6!!) to stop that & go & wash their hands so I don’t regret my lie at all!