Funny post.

[Gypsy]

Found this on another forum. I don't know anything about the chicklet (like how old she is) but thought it was a hilarious post and wanted to share.

"Trying to teach the chicklet how to cook.
It isn't going well.

First, we attempted double choc brownies. Need 2 eggs. When she dropped them whole into the flour mix, I knew we were in trouble.
Next, we tried banana-yoghurt loaf. Need 2 mashed bananas. Has anyone else here tried to mash bananas with a teaspoon?
We've just started cooking the rice for fried rice dinner. Need to pre-wash the rice. Chicklet somehow thinks that means using washing up liquid.

I am in kitchen hell."

 

[JewelFreak]

Oh dear, whoever that is needs a big gulp of a martini straight-up. Reminds me of my mother's story of the 1st T'giving turkey she cooked a few months after she was married. Got it all stuffed w/fancy things, tied it up in the trivett just like the cookbook diagram, very proud of herself. Put it happily in the oven. About 15 minutes later the kitchen is THICK with smoke! She runs to the stove, completely baffled, & opens it. She had put the turk, all tucked into its trivett, in the center of the shelf -- but forgotten to put it in a roasting pan first!

--- Laurie

 

[Enerchi]

Oh Laurie ---- that's a hooT!!!!

Gypsy - I think my DH feels the same way about trying to get me to do anything in the kitchen - a big gulp of martini seems to be a decent cure for anything!

 

[Gypsy]

ROFLMAO Jewelfreak! That's awesome. I'm a good cook but the first time I tried to 'brick' a pizza the way the do in New Jersey pizzaria's is a similar story.

Enerchi... too funny sweetie!

 

[StacylikesSparkles]

Jewelfreak, that was hilarious! She was so proud of herself too!