Drunk dialing!

[Shoopy]

TLH''s comment on DF''s thread made me think about drunk dialing and or "texting." I have never been drunk but I have been the recipient of drunk messages plenty of times.

So I want to hear your funny/embarrassing drunk dialing stories just for poop and giggles!

Here''s one that happened back in April with my FI. He was in the house with friends and sent me a text message at about 3:45AM. I was asleep. I have saved the message because I thought it was really funny. My interpretation of what he was trying to say is in ():

Hi bea (babe).
Sory (sorry) you sleep (you''re sleeping).
I lovder you (love..or at least I hope he wasn''t trying to say loved lol).
Is house 2 cold? (I was complaining about the AC being on 58!)
Kick des (these) guys out!!1 (I have no idea if he wanted me to kick them out or if he was trying to say he was going to kick them out).

 

[MonkeyPie]

LMFAO! My husband has done this, too. It''s pretty darn funny. I usually get something like, "hai babiez i lub u oh so much." It''s hilarious because he always sends super lovey messages, but the spelling is terrible and he gets startled later when he realizes that yes, he really DID drunk text me

 

[katamari]

Not for the sensitive, but if you can appreciate a little crassness, I wholeheartedly recommend textsfromlastnight.com. Hilarious!

I personally am notorious for drunk fbing, but I will also call and text. Luckily I don''t drink much.

 

[SarahLovesJS]

Date: 5/28/2009 12:04:47 AM
Author: katamari
Not for the sensitive, but if you can appreciate a little crassness, I wholeheartedly recommend textsfromlastnight.com. Hilarious!


I personally am notorious for drunk fbing, but I will also call and text. Luckily I don''t drink much.

Looooove this!! Ranks up there with failbog and fmylife!

 

[monarch64]

Hahahahaha! I have been the recipient of plenty of drunk texting this past year...I have been staying with my parents and can''t be taking phone calls after 10 p.m. so I don''t wake them, so I get all these texts instead and they''re hilarious. There are only a select number of people I''ve given my number to, so these texts aren''t from random guys I''ve met which makes them even funnier to me. Sometimes I like to respond back with something like, "this isn''t H, this is your girlfriend, you dolt!" which results in a long pause between texts. Hee hee.

 

[bee*]

I used to always do that when I was younger. My friends would get me to translate what I was trying to say to them the next morning as they couldn''t understand a thing!

 

[tlh]

Yeah, I would drink and dial... my friends still talk about the old times I''d wake them up in the middle of the night... it was quite popular back in the day. It all started when a girl got raped outside my best friends dormitory. He was worried that it was me, since I had left about 15 minutes before it happened, and the police wouldn''t release any information at the time. Ever since that incident, he would walk me home after we had a night of partying. Well I ended up falling in LOVE with a dude at another school and so I ended up switching universities... and since my BFF couldn''t walk me home anymore, so he made me promise to call whenever I''d get home from a night of debauchery... even though sometimes he didn''t even know if I''d be going out... then I just ended up calling EVERYONE, and leaving long rambling messages on their machine. I never really said anything of value, usually it was just a long grocery list of what I drank that night, and then who I saw, what they were wearing, if I liked what they were wearing, or if I didn''t... blah blah blah.

Yeah, now I''m an old fogey, hate the phone, and go to bed at 8:45....

 

[jcarlylew]

i just checked out that website, and was rolling! Its officially saved to my phone!!
i don''t dial that often, but when i was on major drugs for my foot, i did drunk PS! oh and of course FB.

my favorite drunk dial story was when i was dating an old boyfriend (who was at a bacholor party)
him "hiiii bbaaabbby"
me "hi hun"
him "i loooovee you"
me "okay, tell me that in the morning when you remember!"
him "NO! i loooooove you!"
(he actually remembered and kept his word! lol)
then
him "hon..."
me "yeah babe?"
him "don''t worry. the stripper is way uglier than you..."
me "...

"

my friends and i still laugh about it to this day. I gave him such a hard time the next day.

 

[OUpearlgirl]

Texts from last night is one of my FAVORITE websites! Hilarious!!!

I got this one from a guy who liked me:
"If you were a cupcake you''d be my favorite flavor... funfetti." He also sent me one that said "I hve an inordinate amuont of feeeelings for yuo." He couldn''t spell anything right but somehow got inordinate correct?

 

[jcarlylew]

Date: 5/28/2009 12:27:17 PM
Author: OUpeargirl
Texts from last night is one of my FAVORITE websites! Hilarious!!!


I got this one from a guy who liked me:

''If you were a cupcake you''d be my favorite flavor... funfetti.'' He also sent me one that said ''I hve an inordinate amuont of feeeelings for yuo.'' He couldn''t spell anything right but somehow got inordinate correct?

LOL! i love that. funny how they can spell difficult words, but not simple words. oh well!

 

[Elmorton]

In college, my BFF and I went to a welcome back luau party at the start of our sophomore semester. We''d been saying "Well Allllooooooha!" (from Friends) all night. We decided to call our third BFF (male) while walking on our way back to the dorm after the party. I punched in his speed dial number and he answered really groggily "Hello?" We both chorused "Well ALLLLLOOOOOOHAAA!" into the phone. "Hello?" we heard again. But the voice didn''t sound like him - it sounded older. At that point it dawned on me that my speed dial # for our friend was still from summer, and that we''d called his parents (who were like second parents to me). His DAD had answered at 3am. I felt AWFUL!!! We didn''t tell our third BFF about that for YEARS (and thankfully his parents didn''t have caller ID yet).

 

[doodle]

Heh...guilty on numerous counts. I PS drunk semi-regularly!

I''ve left a lot of goofy ones so I won''t even go into those, but the funniest one I''ve ever received was from my bff while I was at my father''s house for Christmas. Keep in mind that at the time, this bff was also my roommate, so the message was basically this: "Hey, it''s me. I''ve been looking for you all night but I can''t find you anywhere. I was just talking to you earlier, and poof, you disappeared on me all Houdini like! Where''d you get your stealth? I love stealth. I want to BE stealth when I grow up. If I grow up. But I won''t grow up because I''m drinking Boone''s Farm. I''m drinking Boone''s Farm with my only friend, the cigarette. I think it''s stunting my growth. I''m gonna read you the label. Holy shitake mushrooms, did you know Boone''s Farm is made in Vietnam!?!?!?!? That''s so un-American. ::suddenly starts screaming and freaking out:: SOMEBODY CURDLED MY MILK! MY MILK IS CURDISH! CURDLED MILK MINE CURDLED MILKY CURDS! ::in the background, I hear another friend cracking up, then "Mel, that''s not milk. It''s ice cream":: Oh...okay. We cool. So uh...yeah, where are you again?"

Okay, so A) Have no clue who she was talking to earlier that she thought was me because I had been two hours away for several days, and B) Boone''s Farm is made in I think California, so we never did figure out what on the bottle she thought said "Vietnam" but yeah, let''s just say she does NOT handle her booze well!

 

[monarch64]

Date: 5/28/2009 1:43:46 PM
Author: doodle
Heh...guilty on numerous counts. I PS drunk semi-regularly!

I''ve left a lot of goofy ones so I won''t even go into those, but the funniest one I''ve ever received was from my bff while I was at my father''s house for Christmas. Keep in mind that at the time, this bff was also my roommate, so the message was basically this: ''Hey, it''s me. I''ve been looking for you all night but I can''t find you anywhere. I was just talking to you earlier, and poof, you disappeared on me all Houdini like! Where''d you get your stealth? I love stealth. I want to BE stealth when I grow up. If I grow up. But I won''t grow up because I''m drinking Boone''s Farm. I''m drinking Boone''s Farm with my only friend, the cigarette. I think it''s stunting my growth. I''m gonna read you the label. Holy shitake mushrooms, did you know Boone''s Farm is made in Vietnam!?!?!?!? That''s so un-American. ::suddenly starts screaming and freaking out:: SOMEBODY CURDLED MY MILK! MY MILK IS CURDISH! CURDLED MILK MINE CURDLED MILKY CURDS! ::in the background, I hear another friend cracking up, then ''Mel, that''s not milk. It''s ice cream'':: Oh...okay. We cool. So uh...yeah, where are you again?''

Okay, so A) Have no clue who she was talking to earlier that she thought was me because I had been two hours away for several days, and B) Boone''s Farm is made in I think California, so we never did figure out what on the bottle she thought said ''Vietnam'' but yeah, let''s just say she does NOT handle her booze well!

Doodle--that is the funniest sh*t I''ve ever heard!!! I''m sitting at my desk laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.

 

[Clairitek]

Date: 5/28/2009 12:04:47 AM
Author: katamari
Not for the sensitive, but if you can appreciate a little crassness, I wholeheartedly recommend textsfromlastnight.com. Hilarious!

I personally am notorious for drunk fbing, but I will also call and text. Luckily I don''t drink much.

That site is now a daily read for me. My friend and I are always IMing the funny ones to each other.

 

[Shoopy]

LOL These stories are hilarious! I need to check out that text site.

I''ve had friends that would call drunk and fall asleep on the phone

 

[kiett98]

Date: 5/28/2009 12:04:47 AM
Author: katamari
Not for the sensitive, but if you can appreciate a little crassness, I wholeheartedly recommend textsfromlastnight.com. Hilarious!

I personally am notorious for drunk fbing, but I will also call and text. Luckily I don''t drink much.

Best. Site. Ever.

 

[monarch64]

Date: 5/28/2009 3:14:15 PM
Author: kiett98

Date: 5/28/2009 12:04:47 AM
Author: katamari
Not for the sensitive, but if you can appreciate a little crassness, I wholeheartedly recommend textsfromlastnight.com. Hilarious!

I personally am notorious for drunk fbing, but I will also call and text. Luckily I don''t drink much.

Best. Site. Ever.

Agreed. Hilarious!